Seraph

for someone who loves sleep, i do not sleep enough at all

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

not depressed anymore who wanna swap spit

Do u ever look at someone’s lips and u just wanna mmmmmmmmm

really gross stuff turns me on and you should take advantage of that

how am i supposed to function under these conditions [sleepy]

Can I take your jaw in my hand and spit in your mouth, or nah?

"You can cum inside me" I appreciate the permission, but respectfully I have you tied up and my full body weight holding you down. I can cum wherever I want and there isn't a thing you can do to stop it.

i think it’s really essential as an adult to stay silly and goofy and weird

If you're disgustingly horny hit reblog