Waffle House Enthusiast

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

- the gang keeps a comically long ladder in the back of the mystery machine (and are, apparently, 100% down to break into a museum given the slightest suspicion)

- shaggy is “the swinging-est gymnast in the whole school!”

- the gang has the same dynamic/breakdown as the teen titans

- shaggy, pro-gymnast, is also, apparently, an expert ventriloquist (and uses that skill to throw his voice into an urn? for some reason??)

- there is shockingly little actual (intentional) investigative work happening to solve this mystery

- “just as we thought, it’s the curator!” well yeah he was the only other character introduced this whole episode who else was it gonna be

- some professor was gagged and tied up and disguised as a museum exhibit for?? days I guess??? how is he not dead

- “i can already taste those chocolate-covered hot dogs” hey shaggy what the fuck

- scooby doo really does just trip headlong into every mystery they end up solving huh

- shit I wonder if the suspicious beach hermit blaming a ghost is gonna wind up being the villain

- “it’s obvious, she practices witchcraft!” velma how is that an obvious conclusion you guys spend all your time disproving spooky shit

- nvm she has a book called “witchcraft made easy”

- i guess they’re all diving certified? where do these kids find the time

- god this plan for catching the scuba ghost is so ridiculous i love these kids so much

- oh dang! twasnt the suspicious beach hermit after all this episode actually zagged on me