Hopelessly Pretentious For You

Celebratory COCKtails for @mplakin and his first proper job! #CocksAndTails #LakinsGrowingUp #PoppingACorkForYork (at Mr Lynch)

Pancake day 🥞🍴

Me and @han_tibbetts make a much better love story than Daisy and Gatsby

Gatsbae 🍸🍾 #ChinChin #OldSport #DrinkUp

Festive friends 🎅🏻🌲☃️ (at Sandyford, Newcastle upon Tyne)

#BulkingForTheBeasts #Protein #LivingLikeLakin #FantasticFour #GayBestFriend #SuesSquad

Big beats are the best get high all the time #PeepShow #SuperHans #ILoveCocaine #IJustWannaSuckandFuck (at Riverside Nightclub)

Found Nemo after a trip to the beds 🐠 #OnceYouGoBlackYouNeverGoBack

Newcastle is pretty and if you disagree then you're a moron (at The Tyne Bar)

Home is where the sick views are at. #BikeForABike #HeswallHillsHello #WirralWayIsTheWrightWay #AlmostAPB #WirralIsTheDream #PleasurePeninsula (at The Wirral Way)

Fam for the 2️⃣1️⃣ hype ting

Romantic coffee date with @abbiefrancesca was well cute

I had a haircut today and now I feel pretty much naked and I don't think I can deal with (also, totally still repping the Vote Remain sticker cos I'm a needy ex that can't deal with the break up) #NotOverEU #ReturnOfTheBathroomSelfie #FreshTrim #BasicAssBitch #ShamelessWhiteGirl

Obligatory Liverpool skyline looks pretty in the rain photo

Absolute couple goals for the non-couple. #WeAreNotACouple #YoureAComfortable8 #SlappedPotato #Nanya #IRespectYourDecision #StayAway #WontGetInTheWay

Romantic lunch date in Newcy C with @thatonecop and @chadders13 #AbsoluteWhiteGirl #SamsADick #IDontHaveAnyWittyHashtags