Superwholock, Friends And Random Funny Stuff

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

The math books warned us about you

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

Did you mean: parents

Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.

Plastic dinosaurs are made from dinosaurs.

The older I get the more I realize lying is a waste of energy, its better to tell everyone the truth and let them be mad about it while you have a clear conscious 

I thought this said living was a waste of energy and was like amen

That too