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Nightwing: Okay the note said to pull the lever that is farthest to the... right. I think to open the door, this lever needs to be pulled.
Nightwing pulled the lever to his right, and before Red Hood could stop him, the man fell through a trapdoor beneath his feet.
Red Hood (shouting): WRONG LEVER!
Nightwing’s eyes widened in shock, he couldn’t believe this happened again. He sighed, shoulders slumping in defeat. Holding up his open hand, he started a countdown from five until he heard a loud splash from below.
Nightwing: Farthest left... so the one next to Hood. Please don’t be poopy juice again.
Nightwing leaned over the opening of the trapdoor, where Red Hood was sitting in a moat with a crocodile creeping close to him. Red Hood had his arms crossed, seething with rage.
Nightwing: Little Wing… you okay?
Red Hood screamed loudly, startling the crocodile and causing it to back away.
Nightwing: Alright, understandable reaction. I’ll wait up here.
Nightwing waited in the hallway, humming a song from BTS as the squishy sounds of boots echoed down the corridor. Soon, Red Hood reappeared, with a tiny baby crocodile gnawing on his jacket sleeve.
Red Hood (deadpan): Why do they even have that lever?
Nightwing: Not sure, but at least you’re not covered in poopy juice like Batman was.
Red Hood: Can you be quiet for a minute?
Nightwing: Yeah, what’s up?
Red Hood (face palming): Nothing. I just need you to shut the fuck up for a little while.
Nightwing nodded gently, pulling the baby crocodile off Red Hood’s sleeve and stroking its head.
I have a REQUEST of non dick Grayson fanfiction writers
If you’re writing a fic and you need a way to write Dick out a la ‘Cass was busy in Hong Kong’ PLEASE MAKE IT THE MOST NONSENSICAL thing I’ve ever read
I wanna see
“Dick was busy fighting the devil in hell… he said he was fine so we’re leaving him be”
“I called dick and he just said no? And hung up?? So I’m guessing he’s busy?”
“ Dick was kidnapped by a space monarch and the titans are trying to bargain for him back… he didn’t do anything wrong they just like him and his wanna keep him”
“He’s stuck in a barrel rn”
“Dick is trapped in a noir film”
“He’s busy at the MET”
“I would call Dick but I think he’s on a remote island battling deathstroke rn and I don’t wanna be involved in all that”
“I would call Dick but he’s in Amazon rainforest and they have bad signal”
Are you seeing the vision? Like I want SILVER AGE NONSENSE FOR MY BOY. Like bro is just chilling firmly OUTSIDE the story
Like Tim is doing his whole angst plotline and he tries to call dick and he gets “hey Timmy would love to stay and chat but I’m being chased by sentient cotton candy and I gotta find a water source love you ciao”
Jason needs Allies and he calls Dick and it’s like “hey sorry would love to help but I’m in an alien deathmatch for the crown of a nation and I’m being attacked by a meat cleaver thing? Bye don’t get blown up again! Love you”
Damian needs a place to chill after Bruce is an asshole “sorry kid would love to help but i am currently in the Gotham sewers being handfed cheesecake don’t ask it’s a long story I’ll tell you when you’re 18 bye”
Babs needs him for something “would love to help but I’m having a tea party with a being beyond comprehension and if I blink I’ll die so send me details and I’ll get back to you when slash if I’m alive in 5-6 business days.”
Bruce calls “I’m herding space cows rn is everyone alive? If not tell me now so I don’t have to find out from a newspaper? No everyone’s fine. Lovely. Delete this number”
For so long, the US has been a battle of left vs right. But CEO Brian Thompson's assassination has kinda done something incredible..... The conversation has shifted from being "left vs right" to "rich vs poor." The cracks have begun to show, and maybe, just maybe, the conversation will continue...
I'm sorry but this is such bullshit. Y'know how many times service workers have had the most deplorable fucking shit said to them over the phone? Never did jack shit about their threats but ofc they'll hold this woman for bullshit amounts of bail money because of shit she said after having her fucking Healthcare denied. fuck off dumbfucks
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