can i stay at your place? no hobo

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

Can y’all stop giving away secrets

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable