a very short dude

I will not let myself have a bad day. this will be a good day whether I like it or not

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

the fanfiction inside my head should be considered lost media

:|

everything is a reference when you're crazy

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

"please disable your adblock to access this site" please suck me from the back while i make these cheeks clap

I like. friendship.

Want to go to the river and I’ll find you pretty rocks? (Flirting)