a very short dude

I will not let myself have a bad day. this will be a good day whether I like it or not

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

Without gifs we are in hell

thankful for bread and butter and garlic #thankful

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

They should invent driving where there aren't other people on the road

They should invent driving where there aren't other people on the road