a very short dude

I will not let myself have a bad day. this will be a good day whether I like it or not

rule of thumb is you do not think about your life on a sunday. that is the devil talking

being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

There’s an emotion only unlocked when you live in a house with multiple stories. I call it “the stair emotion” and it’s when you realize the object you need is on the other side of yet another trip up and down those goddamn stairs. It’s the closest I get to transcending the desire for material goods. Maybe I don’t need that notebook. Maybe I don’t need anything.

am i even mentally ill or am i just living in some kind of infinite torture chamber that would make anyone like this

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position