a very short dude

I will not let myself have a bad day. this will be a good day whether I like it or not

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

What even happens in the pacific ocean

i can be trusted on a nature walk i promise. i promise i will stay on the trail and will not run off into the forest never to be seen again i promise

people use "sensitive" like it's an insult. i'm sorry for spending my whole life giving a fuck i guess

thanks music

you must remember that you're gonna continue to find things (art, nature, people, etc) that amaze you and ground you and you're gonna be glad to be alive to experience it

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked