a very short dude

I will not let myself have a bad day. this will be a good day whether I like it or not

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

nooo brain ahah don't pay attention to that random wave of sadness please

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

(me for a decade straight) okay today’s gonna be different

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

Be so completely yourself that everyone wants to kill you

I get so crunk off that apple juice