a very short dude

I will not let myself have a bad day. this will be a good day whether I like it or not

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

I love when people are bisexual

i must not spend all my summer break in front of a screen ‼️

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

people are always saying “they have should be at the club” about characters who would immediately have a panic attack if even put in the general vicinity of one