practicing biological freak

theres some stuff im rather abnormal about

[Image ID: the first image is pixel art of a small person holding a yellow flower. the flower is taller than the person themselves, and has 8 yellow petals surrounding a brown center. the person has a small smile on their face and blush on their cheeks. next to the person is the caption, also written in a pixelated font: "here you go sweet Faggot". the second image is the exact same, except the person is now holding a red flower with 6 petals, and the caption now reads: "here you go sweet Dyke". /.End ID]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

imagine your ex/ex's ex/humiliationship calls you a sad little uwu anime eyed lame fuck bossy desperate boring theater kid freak in front of your crush and 1000 other people like i'd simply walk into the sun

there's a post that has a couple thousand notes that says "nudes are boring send me your poetry" and tbh a bunch of people sending amateur poetry sounds like fucking torture. getting an unsolicited lame poem is imo worse than getting an unsolicited dick pic. for me it's worse. much greater disgust reaction.

i'm so disturbed by the idea that not everyone is delighted when they spot a hand drawn amongus crewmate out there in the world. i feel pure joy when i see it especially these days

[AVOID THE TEMPTATION TO MAKE CHOICES THAT ARE FAMILIAR BUT NO LONGER SERVE YOU]