homewreckers

“we both recently broke up with our bf/gf on bad terms so we decided that we were gonna pretend that we’re dating to make them jealous, so we regularly get drunk together and make out at the parties they’re at too and one night we even end up fucking and we’re kinda starting to dig each other but then our exes are starting to come back to us and shit gets even more complicated.” give it to me please, thank you

road trip plot: it’s spring break/graduation and we’re going on a roadtrip with all of our buddies except we have a crush on each other and it probably isn’t a good idea if we share the motel room but whoops everyone else has taken all the other rooms. bonus points if one of their exes is also on the trip/we are exes.

“i had to be ur fake boyfriend/girlfriend bc some creep was hitting on you and it was making you uncomfortable and now i have busted knuckles and a cut lip but hey are u okay” au

give me a plot where   muse a   and   muse b   are broken up and they’re both taking it   REALLY   hard. but instead of doing   post-relationship   threads we can do   F L A S H B A C K   paras   !!   big fights leading up to the split, the first time they slept together, the   last   time they slept together, little disagreements that lead up to   HUGE   disagreements that go down in public, cute trips that they took to the city, visits with the future in-laws, big events where future plans were made   (   plans that evidently fell through   ),   the day they met, their first kiss, all that good shit okay just give it to me but make it   h e a r t b r e a k i n g   because we’ll know it doesn’t work out at the end. something kind of like   eternal sunshine   except no memory-wiping or whatever