Crap Around The House

Pretty bird, can you say pretty bird? Pretty bird, yes, pretty bird... Polly want a cracker? 🤘🏻🦄🤘🏻 #FunkoMania https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv8Rhkdjrkm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=141wvlhz3s4ko

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath through that tiny thing? 🐘👱🏼🤷‍♂️🍆 #FunkoMania (at Fullerton, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvkzjlxjyWr/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wh73nyqioms4

Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole. 👌🏻💩🔥😬😜 #FunkoMania https://www.instagram.com/p/BvdEluTDiKG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=lm9pr7nthwzy

Thank you @sanrio for this giant ass #aggretsuko rage pop! J/k! It's actually the 10" @target exclusive pop 🤘🏻🔥🤘🏻 you can pick up your own at Target starting on 31st of March 🙌🏼😻🙌🏼 #FunkoMania #Sanrio (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvXs12sDSgn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=22jjdfyvvfx7

@originalbimtoy Ectoplasm #TinyGhost. Glows really well too but it's light out right now ... 🙌🏼😜🔥 #FunkoMania -------- #bimtoy #tg #designertoys #vinyltoys #eccc2019 #eccc #fugitivetoys #bottleneckgallery https://www.instagram.com/p/BvClOnmjIuv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xyqjcibafhl2

Triple chase score at @barnesandnoble 🎯🎯🎯🤘🏻🔥🤘🏻with @nikkolim and @himynameissean . Photo taken by @heyimdennise oh yeah, it was 3 pops for $20 😬🙌🏼 #FunkoMania #eccc2019 #seattle #funko #funkofunatics (at Barnes & Noble) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvAU7nbjm9G/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jyu95opc3aia

Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder what you are Up above the world so high Like a diamond in the sky Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what you are When the blazing sun is gone When he nothing shines upon Then you show your little light Twinkle, twinkle, all the night Twinkle, twinkle, little star How I wonder what you are #FunkoMania https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu5AzUSjdAv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=njvgd5qb6nuh

Have you heard of the new movie called "Constipation"? It hasn't come out yet. 🤘🏻😜🎬🎥💩 #FunkoMania https://www.instagram.com/p/BunF3-IDlHh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=snfjv5otkgnj

Thanks @jj_pav for giving me this box of cereal. Hopefully it tastes decent since it's from Kellogs 😜 #FunkoMania https://www.instagram.com/p/BukWAIaDHik/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=x7izvj46ktz7

It's been a minute but ... Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans. 💩🏃👖😜 #FunkoMania https://www.instagram.com/p/BuVEZ5bj82d/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=e0krepfrty0v

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.💡🤔😝🦄 #FunkoMania https://www.instagram.com/p/BuDCrMSjM4c/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=i6a4xwljqea7

Not Funko but these 90's #TMNT figures are sweet! #FunkoMania https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt9oKoWDRkv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1w0l3rh5btid6

Happy Friday! #Chucky is finally home 🤘🏻🔥🤘🏻😍😍😍 Created by the amazing @trick_or_treat_studios X @garrettzima! Awesome job guys! 🔥🔥🔥 #FunkoMania --------- #childsplay #trickortreatstudios #bradduriff #chuckydoll #donmancini #goodguysdoll #happyfriday @RealDonMancini (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt64XdAjB4p/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=px7g09k3p5w8

Remember, crowded elevators smell different to midgets... #FunkoMania (at City of Industry, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtxBi3cjij_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ycpp2dfyu8ax

The NSA: A government organization that actually listens to you 👍🏻👂🙌🏼 #Happy Sunday! #FunkoMania https://www.instagram.com/p/BtumKEIn8eN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kefctjo48kut

What do you call a gangster hobbit? Yolo Swaggins! #FunkoMania https://www.instagram.com/p/BtpS6VRjYWK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1l5xo3kx4ovhh

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back." 😹 #yomamajokes #FunkoMania (at City of Industry, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BthkxIFDkS3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mln3qfj8jh4z