if ur under 21 years of age do not comprehend me

Help out if you can y'all

Thanks 😭 I will probably post my notebook pen holders in the morning. I'm still churning stuff out for my first craft fair, but its not until 6/13 and the deadline they gave me to pay by is 6/7

Nerd

No you

Hooray for crafting time

knight strip tease. is that anything

knight burlesque performance where he brings on a squire to help him take off each individual garment. the helmet stays on. squire is stone-faced and professional.

duo of knights doing a burlesque performance where they make (presumably) sensual eye contact while their respective squires help them take off their armour. the helmets stay on. the performance lasts twenty whole minutes. is this anything

muffled yet suggestive clanking from outside the club

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

@crankyda3rd

Im glad someone thinks im funny

I was more so tagging you for the raw ass line of "let them find out incidentally that the jester keeps a knife under his hat"

She doesn't think im funny :(

Lean into the funny idiot archetype so that when you’re unexpectedly hypercompetent at something they give you The Look where you can see them reexamine their entire perception of you in confusion, respect and no small amount of fear, and when you keep playing funny idiot they will be forever wary of you. Let them find out, incidentally, that the jester keeps a knife under his hat, and never figure out how to deal with that because they won’t abandon their boxes.

@crankyda3rd

Im glad someone thinks im funny

I know you mean the Magazine, but it’s funnier to imagine you calling these two commenters Whores.

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd