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It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

*hears footsteps toward my room* please don’t

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower 

my phone’s dying and i’m sort of jealous

she wears short skirts, i wear communism

disney character: mirror mirror on the wall, who is the farest of them all? mirror: look, susan, beauty is a socially constructed concept which can be defined in many ways by different people. moreover, regardless of which definition is used, it cannot be quantified and therefore cannot be accurately compared. 

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here