moonytiger

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

@zawmbeez

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

I know billie dickey is like... a thing in the fandom but we all know if bill was a trans girl she would not name herself that, she would pick some nerd shit, she would name herself buffy or diana or some shit like that

ahh that was me, thank you (^_^)