scrambled eggs

im calling the egg police.

Egg police? That exists?

im the egg police. youre under arrest for abusing eggs and threatening harm to eggs.

dont hurt the poor little eggs…

Bye bye, eggies.

im calling the egg police.

you cant throw an egg. ill call the police on you sir. i mean it. like those are babies you know but give me the egg. i need more eggs for my egg army.

Police don’t scare me. I can throw as many eggs as I want.  And crush yer egg army.

dont hurt the poor little eggs...

"Yes? What do you require?"

i need eggs for my egg army.

im not a nerd. youre a loser. youre really mean. ill throw a rock at you.

Yer a loser. I’m awesome. Fer that, I’ll throw an egg at you.

you cant throw an egg. ill call the police on you sir. i mean it. like those are babies you know but give me the egg. i need more eggs for my egg army.

eggs talk to other eggs. like im 65% sure thats what they do. and im also 73% sure youre a nerd. oh and they also do this!! *makes hatching noises*

Did ya just call me a nerd? Yer the nerd. The egg nerd who likes percents.

im not a nerd. youre a loser. youre really mean. ill throw a rock at you.