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too many characters named robin lately. cut it out

red robin?

Isn’t that a game

that’s red rider, dipshit

It’s red rover..

There’s honestly something so therapeutic about holding your bulge

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

The kids are right Jazz

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.

celebrities used to be so cool man jane fonda still gets arrested at protests marilyn monroe was under investigation by the CIA for being a communist hedy lamarr invented wifi what happened

like honestly what is a celebrity anymore if not an instagram influencer with a movie deal. hellooooo can you go back to being socialist bisexuals too famous to be assassinated again

if I could partner with mcdonalds and make a special meal it would be whatever they can scrape off the floor at the end of the day and a small black coffee

Can I get that to go?

This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.

I vote for a different password.

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

Please don’t fucking log off tumblr on the 17th as a protest. All that’s going to do is give tumblr more reason to shut this place down because of revenue loss.

I didn’t know how this kind of stuff works so I apologize for spreading misinformation.

@charmingsides You were right!

i wonder if there is anyone too nervous to talk to me.

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