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if i look back, i am lost
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
trying on a metaphor
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼
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THAT'S MY FRIEND I KNOW THIS PERSON
How tagg sees the undersiders

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I want everyone to have universal basic income please
can we talk about how jax genuenly belived nothing that was happening was real to the extent he figured out how to manifest shit into happening by himself and also taught pomni how to do it. can we talk about the scene where he tells her shes being too realistic with the gun and teaches her how to never miss a shot with the sheer power of believing she can do it. can we talk about how hes been pulling keys from hammerspace this whole time and just Opened the chinese room door without a key when they ran out of keys to try on the lock. can we talk about how he figured out something only caine and kinger knew about by sheer power of dissociation. can we talk about how pomni never used the cartoon logic powers she learned from him after episode 6 again until now
idk how to explain it but Thaedus and Rose Quartz are the same character
Am I aromantic, or does my autism cause me to feel like classic “romantic” behaviors are inauthentic and I’m bad at performing them?
Am I aromantic or does the “fun” mutual teasing, the unspoken rules of dating, the ungraspable social game of it all feel terrifying, unintuitive, repulsive, prohibiting?
Am I aromantic, or are the steps just out of order for me?
I do love. Deeply, soul crushingly, intensely, earth-shakingly. I write poetry for my loves, enjoy holding hands with them, sharing my soul with them.
I enjoy living with them, cooking meals together, taking our kid/s to the park together, running errands together. It feels like home.
Am I aromantic if the only kind of love I create feels more like family than fireworks?
Companionship, safety, friendship to the max, affection, maybe even sex (though never necessary), but… somehow it just seems different, queerer, than how people describe their romances.
I do not know where best friend ends and lover begins, if there even is a difference. People insist there is. I have felt euphoria in the development of such friendships, so… are all my friends my lovers? Are my lovers all my friends? We all love each other, but not in the way that’s scary to tell somebody. “Don’t say I love you yet, it’s too early” Scuse you, I DO love them and I WILL tell them, every time I feel it; the ‘I Love You’ will just grow deeper and richer over time, like a plant stretching roots down deep.
But somehow… when I say that, people say that’s different than romance. Weirder.
Maybe the categories are just too narrow for the breadth of the human experience.
Or maybe I’m just aromantic.
Hard tellin.

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How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?
gato’s allegory of the fishtank
Today's aesthetic is wacky pomo
Imma support him too, he should be an exception

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The year is 1991, a villain robs your record store and on a whim you call a new hero helpline. It takes them over an hour to arrive, during which the villain waits around patiently because its a fun novel experience and it's new to everyone involved. The hero and villain almost appear to be play-fighting, and afterwards the villain immediately escapes their police holding cell because neither containment foam nor the PRT exists yet. Everyone tips you afterwards.
The year is 2002, a villain robs the restaurant you manage, and you call the local hero team, who arrive within 20 minutes. There's a brief, professional fight with a back and forth that almost seems like a therapy session, before the villain is captured. Because of circumstantial political tides they're immediately sent to the birdcage, despite it being a first offence.
The year is 2012, villains rob the grocery store that you work at, and you wearily call the PRT, the heroes arriving 50 minutes later because most of them have been killed in endbringer fights. The fight is bloody and quick, with all banter from either side taking the form of growled threats. Upon being brought back to the phq all of the villains are immediately offered plea deals to become probationary heroes.
The year is 2015, villains rob your community's new grain silo. No-one calls the heroes, but they decide to come anyway, taking over 2 hours (they live 10 miles and two portals away), to eventually catch up on a highway where 30 civilians die in the ensuing fight. After this the villains are captured and subsequently exiled to a blacksite prison world where one of them almost immediately dies of exposure and the other later becomes a titan. You don't get your grain back.
This is actually a great explanation of how the parahuman culture is one of the several things that was cool before people ruined it. At first you could totally be a wacky comedic villain who cracks jokes and "fights" heroes without anyone actually getting hurt. It's fun! The heroes get to find new ways to use their powers, the villains get to be theatrical about being dragged off by the police, and the public gets a very entertaining show. Sure, neither the hero or the villain can really go all out with their powers, but still. It's fun. Until it isn't.
More and more villains appear and it stops being novel and starts becoming a real problem. Tinkers stop building flashy but easily-defeated mechs and start peddling supercocaine that gets you twice as high as regular coke and kills you three times as fast. A villain wearing a goofy, flashy, colorful costume goes on a killing spree until heroes who've never had to fight to kill eventually stop him. Heartbreaker appears. Hell, human masters as a whole are a nightmare.
So now you can't really be a wacky villain anymore, not without being genuinely harmful no matter how much you quip and crack jokes. Try to rob a bank? Congratulations, that bank was in the territory of a neo-nazi gang, they are currently hunting you down, and they don't play by the same rules as heroes. But don't worry, you found one that isn't in any gang's territory! Great, now the heroes have to spend at least a few hours getting to the bank, fighting you, getting back to base, repairing their gear, resting, and getting ready for the next mission. And every second they spend fighting you and your theatrics is time they aren't spending fighting the actually dangerous villains like the Slaughterhouse Nine or the cabal of superdrug-making tinkers or the aforementioned neo-nazis, and that's not even getting into the fact that maybe they could figure out a way to stop the walking indestructible natural disaster kaiju if they didn't have to deal with villains like you. Sure, maybe you aren't killing anyone, but it's pretty much guaranteed that someone somewhere is dying because you decided to rob a bank while dressed as a clown.
your honour she did nothing wrong
ROSE QUARTZ DID NOTHING WRONG!!!