Well that’s not very in love with me of you

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood

huge fan of this guy i hope something bad happens to him

the “this guy looks weird” to “this guy looks weird 😳” pipeline literally so dangerous.

We let him hit cause he's peculiar

Tumblr isn't even a website to me it's like if my diary was a groupchat

killing people with rats is cool again

thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw

bbc merlin writers trying so hard fighting for their life not to say the word soulmate because if they did the romantic subtext between merlin and arthur would stop being a subtext will always be soooo funny to me. they were constantly making the characters say shit like “he is my destiny” “i was born to be at arthur’s side” “merlin needs to be with arthur forever or camelot will burn down” “if you two are ever apart from each other arthur is going to explode into a million little pieces” like okay bro

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

crying big fat tears rn y’all because one of my neighbors is a 65 year old butch lesbian and she was walking her dog past our apartment when I left to take the trash out and she pointed at our flag and asked me “are y’all family?”