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Book 3 of 6

The Two Towers

Happy International Woman’s Day!

Arwen 

Absolutely gorgeous, an absolute queen. 10/10

Eowyn

You legally cannot hate Eowyn, my butch warrior wife omg. I mean, she killed the f*cking Witch King! 12/10

Galadriel 

A goddamn GODDESS!!! She is beauty, she is grace, she will stab you in the face. 10/10

Celebrian

Daughter of Galadriel, Wife of Elrond and mother to Elladan, Elrohir and Arwen. Who the hell is going to argue with that!? 40/10

Rosie Cotton

Cutie!!! A loving wife and beautiful little Hobbit lass. 10/10

Elanor Gamgee

Sam and Rosie’s daughter, and a quick-witted little Hobbit lass! I genuinely wish we got to see more of her. 10/10 

Lúthien Tinúviel

“The Fairest elf-maiden to have ever lived”, and whose gonna say no to that? She has a tragic fate, but that doesn’t change the fact that she is a wonderful and gorgeous elf. 150/10

Melian the Maia

Also one of the Maiar, much like Gandalf, and the loving wife of Thingol. Beautiful and magickal - perfect all around! 96/10

Idril Celebrindal

Grandmother of Elrond, daughter of King Turgon, a wise woman and prophetess - what more could you even want in a character!? I genuinely love her. 10/10

Lady Haleth

A strong Human Woman who don’t take shit from anyone. Feisty and Determined, she’s so damn badass. 10/10

Yavanna

Literally a Goddess, so I mean come on, how can you not love her? She made HOBBITS!! 100/10

“You shall live to see these days renewed. No more despair.”

“The board is set, the pieces are moving.”

I had to try on my Eowyn armor for LACC this weekend so I present:

How To Become A ShieldMaiden!

Start with a linen tunic, leather leggings, and riding boots. Add a suede tunic over top. Then add a shirt of chainmail. Put on your armor - chest plate, tassets, vambraces, and leather gloves. Add a wool cloak over top. And then grab you sword and shield and you’re ready to slay some Nazgul! (There should be a helmet too but I don’t love how mine turned out and it’s too hot to wear at the con this weekend so it’s absent atm).