Unconventional Monsterposting

Like come on, dude was chillin at his own execution but blushed at a simple kiss???

Actually you are the only one eating, since he's busy getting offended by literally EVERYTHING in the movie.

Consider this!

Other Characters: Screaming

I want an evil big-dicked human to fuck the brains outta me!

Where a skinny human scholar terrifies monsters by speaking of their mating details completely unbothered.

Carrion: …Be More Afraid!

Where you traumatize the ghost by drawing R18+ pics about them.

Symbiote: wait------

Featuring a lonely eldritch abomination, and a little kid who genuinely think their new friend is very cute.

It doesn’t suit you, but you think it’s very sweet.

Unfortunately humans can’t regrow bones or teeth, so you weaved him a hair bracelet instead.

According to the great Goblin Conquerer, nothing’s more satisfying than watching these once mischievous creatures wiggle their asses and beg for humiliation.

Except you really, REALLY want to pet the pouty shadow creature under your bed and call him a GOOD BOI.

Feed on the self-proclaimed saviors.

Where you wake up in a back room, and proceed to fuck every entity out there.