If not famous, I'll be notorious

My gender is my fifth most recently used emoji.

why must my analysis be supported by “textual evidence”? is it not enough for my arguments to be sexy and unhinged??

Because there has to be a coherent point to what you’re saying otherwise people won’t take you seriously.

bold of you to assume i want my thesis to cause anything else than mayhem

just so we’re 100% clear I am absolutely against men having platonic friendships. men CANNOT have friends, they can ONLY have GAY LOVERS

w-why’d you stop

consumptive fever

ur scary folk lore monster name is ur entire first and last name but the letters are rearranged in alphabetical order so mine is aeffginnrrv

I’m thinking about quitting my job as a poet and becoming a full-time garbage rat or maybe a fucktoy. I do enjoy writing poetry but having a job is so droll when I could instead be bedding senators and stealing their belongings when I sneak out in the middle of the night.

Now that’s an interesting thought. I’m sure there’s somebody into that somewhere. Plus double the hands means double the jewelry and fine watches we can plunder. Dear, I think we’ve found a business for ourselves. Though not officially a business, because I don’t want to pay taxes.