Club Penguin Incorrect Quotes

Dot: Guess what's in this box? Rookie: Donuts? Dot: No. Rookie: Muffins? Dot: No. Rookie: Corn dogs? Dot: No. Rookie: Chocolate? Dot: No. It's not food. Rookie: Then who cares?

Rookie: So let's start by talking about some of the emotions you guys are feeling right now! Herbert: Stabbing. Rookie: Stabbing isn't really an emotion. It's more of an activity. Rookie: Rookie: That I hope you don't do to me.

*getting onto a rollercoaster* Aunt Arctic: Kudos, Gary! The fact that you're willing to face your fear is a tribute to your character. You are the embodiment of strength, of will and an inspiration to everyone. Your intestinal fortitude is truly impressive. You're like the Joan of Arc of theme parks. Gary: Wasn't Joan of Arc burned at the stake?! Aunt Arctic: She was! She wasn't afraid of rollercoasters, though.

Dot: We're gonna die! PH: Think positive! Dot: We're gonna die quickly!

Rookie: I have this science headcanon-- Gary: Why can't you just say hypothesis like a normal person? Rookie: Rookie: So my science headcanon is--

Rookie: Just tried watermelon on pizza. Honestly? It was pretty good. Dot: That’s him, officer. That’s the guy right there. Take the shot before he gets away.

Rookie: If I run and leap at Agent, they will most certainly catch me in their flippers. Rookie: COMING IN!!! Agent: wait nO I'M HOLDING COFFEE-- Agent: *drops the coffee and catches Rookie*

Rookie: What you gonna do when the chips are down? Rookie: *throws a bag of chips on the ground* Dot: *moves to step on the bag* Rookie: nO--

Jet Pack Guy: Director, please… after everything we went through together, you can’t do this… Aunt Arctic: I’m sorry, Jet Pack Guy. Jet Pack Guy: Please don’t do this! Aunt Arctic: It has to be done. Jet Pack Guy: No… Aunt Arctic, placing a Draw Four card: Uno.

Rookie: Quick, Aunt Arctic! Aliens just landed in the backyard. They demand to talk to you! Aunt Arctic: Rookie: You go on out! I’ll guard the cookies in the kitchen! Aunt Arctic: Rookie: Quick, hurry! Aunt Arctic: Rookie: She’s not buying this.

Klutzy: *click click* (What do you want to eat?) Protobot: The souls of the innocent. Herbert: A bagel. Protobot: Noooooo! Herbert: Two bagels.

Gary: I've only had Darwin for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Rookie: A theif! Aunt Arctic: Thief? Rookie: Theif Aunt Arctic: I before E Aunt Arctic: Except after C Rookie: Thceif Aunt Arctic: No

Franky: How do Rookie and Jet Pack Guy usually get out of these messes? Dot: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.