Now's Not the Time to be Dead

petition to rename the earth 'punishment orb'

these skinny jeans are as tight as the XTRA LARGE condoms i need for my MOOSECOCK

I propose we rename eyeballs to “vision orbs”

I second this

DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTELVANIA BRO

i see this post every day. every fucking day i see this really buff guy in his stupid fucking gas mask with his shirt off saying DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTLEVANIA BRO and i dont fucking understand. why is he saying that. why am i strangely attracted to him. why ado i see him every day. is this going to last the rest of my life. am i going to be trapped in buff guy castlevania hell for the rest of my disgusting life. im so tired of seeing this muscular man asking me if i like to play castlevania. when will this nightmare end.