bisexual idiot

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Do: -Take requests

-Write angst, smut, fluff, headcannons

-Make random posts if I'm bored

-Rest assured you can ask for SFW posts, I'm not completely corrupt by horniness

Don't:

-Write young characters (If you say "Age them up" then I ain't gonna write them...if they need to be aged up there's the issue)

-Bodily fluids that aren't blood, cum, or spit.

-No feet writings, no scat </3

-Nothing noncon

-INTENSE yandere. Maybe light stuff if you're detailed in request about how, but otherwise that's not for me (Edit: I saw yandere Sebastian mod...my opinion has been changed. Feel free to ask for this </3)

-Nothing romanticizing abuse

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Arataki Itto (streamer Itto, 235 words)

He legitimately thought you got pregnant from you two holding hands and you had to explain it, his mind was blown

Itto was slightly confused why you stomach wasn't immediately really round and again, you had to explain, but afterward he was very helpful

Despite being a massive dumbass, Itto tries to be as helpful as possible, gladly providing you with whatever you ask for, especially when it comes to snacks

He tries to keep a little quieter when he's streaming instead of shrieking at the top of his lungs

He immediately (attempted to) set up the nursery and the crib somehow ended up looking like a table (he took everything apart and watched a video to do it correctly)

He got a bunch of silly outfits for the baby, a damn oompaloompa onesie, a little start onesie (not with stars on it, one that made the BABY into a star), et cetera

Itto wasn't sure why sometimes you'd cry and then be happy 5 minutes later, but whenever you were crying (or when you weren't, actually) he'd stop in the middle of whatever he was doing and give cuddles

When the baby was born he was freaking out because a lot of times people don't trust him with babies, but now this was his kid and he could hold them whenever he liked

He's airheaded, but he's a good dad

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Ayato Kamisato (Politician as normal, 280 words)

Ayato wasn't surprised when you told him you were pregnant, he knew you two hadn't exactly been careful as of late, so it was to be expected

He did a good amount of reading on pregnancy and babies because truthfully he wasn't aware of much of any of it (he was delightedly surprised that you could still drink bubble tea [although with modifications])

Ayato immediately took the opportunity to set up baby monitors, and (even though the kid probably wouldn't even be using ipads until they were like 3-5) parental controls on some of the devices in your house

He takes more of his work meetings over Zoom so he can stay at home with you as you get farther along and he can check on you and be around

Back massages are a constant especially as you become more pregnant because he likes to sit and watch trash TV with you, and he just takes the opportunity to relieve you of some physical stress

He didn't get a bunch of silly baby clothes, because he knew the baby would probably grow out of them in a few months, but he did get a little baby hat with a boba pattern on it

He'd baby proof the house when you were around 6 months, because he'd decided it's better to do something early than to do it later, especially knowing one, how lazy he himself could be, and two, both of you would probably be reallly tired with a baby in the house

When the baby was born he immediately gave them the silly little boba patterned hat and then gifted you a matching (adult sized) blanket as a surprise

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Gorou (Military general as normal, 287 words)

Gorou was ecstatic when you told him you were pregnant, like genuinely bawling his eyes out but he was reallly really happy, he couldn't help it

Immediately he tried to pass a little workload to his lieutenant generals, because he desperately wanted to spend time with his pregnant partner

He took more meetings instead of being out all day, discussing intelligence reports and budget managements over video conference, and occasionally with his camera off, to give him the chance to sit on the couch with you in pajamas

He bought all sorts of stuff back for you whenever he was forced to go on trips, more than he usually bought back. Snacks from Mondstadt, maternity clothing from Liyue, teas from Chenyu Vale in Liyue specifically. Whatever you asked for

Gorou set up a baby gate in the doorway to the nursery, and triple, sometimes even quadruple checked that cribs and dressers and the like were securely anchored to the walls, and any cords from baby monitors were far out of reach so there'd be no reason to stress when the baby was born

Whenever he had time, he'd cling to you and cover your face -and your stomach- in kisses, still in awe, especially awe that he'd have a child in a few months

He protested adamantly that you -for the sake of his dignity- did not buy a baby blanket with dog bones on it (you did, and he'd never admit it but it was kind of a cute blanket)

When the baby was born he cried even harder than when you'd told him you were pregnant, and spent hours on end in the nursery, just watching the infant sleep peacefully, hyperfixated on their every move

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Heizou Shikanoin (Detective as usual, 301 words)

When you told Heizou that you're pregnant he immediately smirked and made a bit of a filthy joke regarding his tendency to forget to pull out, although it was lighthearted and you could tell he was really happy

Heizou couldn't exactly do detective investigations over video conference, but he insisted on (trying) his best to investigate stuff that'd keep him on Narukami Island and not all across Inazuma

He'd come home from working, yawning and flopping onto the couch, but not before insisting you take off work as soon as possible, even when you weren't that far into pregnancy, showing that even if he was a little bit of a prick he could be considerate (sometimes)

He made setting up the nursery a bonding activity, insisting he didn't need instructions, which he didn't, but the fact he was bragging about it was both attractive and slightly annoying (his brand of flirting)

Heizou massaged your feet without complaint as they got sore and swollen, but he would (only if you were having a really good day) tickle the bottoms of your feet while doing so

Heizou would make sure to wake up before you so that he could prepare breakfast and lunch, so that you wouldn't have to stress over what to eat throughout the day, although he'd never admit that to being the reason he did it

He managed to get a hold of a baby sized briefcase (from where who knows) and set it without a word on the dresser in the nursery, as if it'd been there the whole time. He always stifled a laugh whenever he walked past it though...weirdo

After you had the baby, Heizou talked to them like they understood what he was saying, even when in reality the infant probably couldn't even form thoughts

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Kaedehara Kazuha (Author Kazuha, 356 words)

Kazuha was excited -like, really excited- when you told him you were pregnant, but not a losing his mind type of excited, a quiet type of cheer. He'd walk around your shared home, humming softly and smiling a little without realizing he was doing it, standing up a little straighter

Since Kazuha usually works from home, dropping work wasn't that much of an issue. He'd sit with you outside and stare out at the backyard as he wrote, and you indulged yourself in whatever hobby you'd chosen for the afternoon

As soon as you'd told him you were pregnant in fact, he started working on a little side project. A baby book, filled with random items (safe ones) of course that he'd find whenever he went on walks, leaves, smooth and flat, big stones that he glued to the pages, and anything else that he could find, with poems along side them on the pages

Kazuha wasn't exactly excited or annoyed about setting up the nursery, but he got it done

One of his favorite pastimes it seemed now, was to to leave you random items he found when he was exploring or on walks. As well as small baskets of snacks, blankets, and fluffy socks that he very carefully checked didn't have those weird ass seams on the toe before buying them.

Truthfully, sometimes Kazuha got a little too absorbed in his writing and forgot to eat, but he now made extra sure he made food for the both of you, and sometimes -if he remembered- he'd prep food a couple days ahead

On a whim, he found a pair of baby boots when he was, again, on one of his walks, with a maple leaf pattern on them. He wouldn't admit entirely to it but he definitely bought them because he thought it'd be really cute to match with his favorite cardigan -one covered in maple leaves- when the baby was born

When the baby was born, Kazuha would read them the little book he'd made every night and show them the items he'd glued in to the pages; snail shells, dried flowers, etc...

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Thoma (Cafe owner Thoma [this is slightly self indulgent], 329 words)

Thoma -similarly to Gorou's- absolutely cried his eyes out when you told him you were pregnant. You two had actually been trying to have a baby, so this was a dream come true for him really

He already woke up early to prep pastry dough for the cafe in the morning, but now in addition to this, he made you ginger tea to help with morning sickness, as well as breakfast

Thoma picked up a little extra project too, and began working on knitting a baby blanket -with an adorable print of Taroumaru on it- in his -rare- free time, preferably while cuddled up with you on the couch and watching The Good Place

In addition, Thoma in his ever efficient manner, got the nursery done within a couple weeks of you telling him you were pregnant, and painted the walls with carnations and butterflies because he insisted the room needed to be pretty and relaxing, which, he wasn't exactly wrong

Thoma insisted adamantly that you rest, and ended up making the living room a sort of fortress for you? Pillows on the floor near the couch, as well as propped up on the couch into a "roof" with small baskets of knitted blankets and snacks; basically like the caches squirrels made except you actually knew where they were

He also did a looot of research on what you needed to eat, and adjusted what he cooked accordingly. For example, if you were feeling extra groggy, he'd make sure to make a meal with more iron in it, and B12.

He'd cling to you like you were a stuffed animal whenever he got the chance, kissing down your neck, then your shoulders and to your fingertips, before kissing down your chest and to your stomach, perfectly content to stay cuddling all day long if possible

When you had the baby, Thoma walked around with them swaddled against his chest before work while he made breakfast, or read or knitted.

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Thanks for reading hope that was good </3 ty for the ask anon! This was interesting to write

Your boyfriend, Itto, was a hot mess. Literally. He had a tendency to neglect spacial awareness and usually ended up knocking something or other off a shelf, or clipping a doorframe when walking to the room. This ended up with the red paint from his horns chipping on the doorframes, the shower curtain rod, or the windows when he was opening them, leaving small streaks of red paint on the doorway, that you constantly had to paint over so the landlord didn’t blow a gasket, but also he was the prettiest man you’d ever seen.

Your were in the living room playing some cozy video game, when the familiar muted click of Itto’s horns clipping the doorframe, and the constant follow up from Itto, a loud. “God dammit!” Before he saunters into the living room, rubbing one of his horns with a sheepish expression and a raucous whistle as he flops on to the couch beside you. “Heeeeey, babe. Whatcha playing,” he asks, immediately trying to change the subject, leaning over and looking over your shoulder. You quirk an eyebrow, pursing your lips as you blink at Itto. “Don’t “Hey babe” me, dumbass. You are so repainting the doorway yourself, Itto,” you say, grinning softly in amusement as he pouts dramatically, pressing the back of his hand to his forehead and collapsing onto his back on the couch, pretending to faint. 

Moments later though, he’s peeping open one eye to see if your facial expression changed, before he sighs, sitting up and nodding reluctantly. “Yeah, yeah, I’ll make sure I paint it but only because not listening to my partner is super uncool,” he replies, with a stubborn roll of his intense scarlet eyes, before grinning, poking you with one of his fingers, his long, almost claw-like fingernail just barely pricking you. Itto’s expression now was far too mischievous for your liking… “Orrr,” he says in a singsong tone, grinning deviously, “you could paint something eeelllse white~” Itto stares smugly at you, proud of his little joke, but at your neutral expression -to which you had to fight to maintain- he clarifies. “”Something else” means my insides, by the way,” he says, as if that wasn’t already painfully clear. Your boyfriend had a tendency to get rather….impassioned if he was bored. Itto harrumphs, poking you again. “Baaaaabe. I’m bored. And horny. Fuck mee~” He was blunt…a say what he meant, meant what he said, might sound mean but he said it anyways type of guy, so you were unsurprised. You didn’t want to give in to his every whim; he’d get a big head about it and start asking either stupider things, more outrageous things, or both if you were really unlucky -or lucky, it depended on the situation. 

Plus, there was already a muggy knot building in the lowest part of your stomach, and from the way Itto was laid out on the couch, you could see already that he was hard. 

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You plunged your cock deep into Itto, drawing yet another ragged moan from his lips, muffled where his face was smushed against the couch pillows. The big man had no shame. So little it was almost laughable how utterly emboldened he was all of the time. He would moan really loud into your ear for no reason when you were doing something and he was walking by, so it only made sense he was loud as hell while getting his back blown out. 

“F-fuck yeah! Hck- Feels so damn good-“ he babbles. God you didn’t know if you wanted him to shut up or be louder. You smack his ass lightly, earning a loud whine from him, quickly drowned in the cacophonous sound of his moans with each thrust of your strap. “Guh- So full, dammit- Ngh~!” Itto’s words trail off into a higher pitched groan, his rigid cock throbbing uselessly on the couch cushions beneath the two of you. His legs spasmed and twitching incrementally as he’s absolutely demolished, his usually sharp red eyes unfocused and rolling back occasionally where he was buried in the pillows. You weren’t faring much better yourself, your breathing was short-winded, soft puffs as you try to keep your mind from going completely foggy. You knew you were close, but you kept your pace; you wanted Itto to cum first, and damn if you didn’t intend to make it happen. Shifting your position, you haul Itto up and into your lap, allowing gravity to do some of the work as he started to bounce up and down on your dick to meet your thrusts. Itto’s moans were either loud, higher, and soft, or louder and lower in his chest, and right now all you heard as your breath fanned out across his neck from where you sat behind him was loud, delirious giggles and hiccups. 

You reach around, brushing your fingertips across the tip of his throbbing cock. He moans out, loud and pathetic. He sounded stunning like this, and you couldn’t help but gently pinch his shaft between your fingers. “Ngh-! Y-Y/N- Hck- Ba-babe you’re killin’ me h-h-her-Ahh~!”He cries out as you start stroking his dick properly, thrusting weakly into your palm, the friction creating a delicious shiver up his spine as his thrusting motions result in him riding your strap harder than he had been.

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Itto whined something incoherent, voice hoarse and ragged from just how much he had been -quite literally- screaming. Repeating himself, he stammers his answer the best he could with his fucked out mind. “Haah~! ‘M c-clos- FUCK-! Right thee-e-ere,” he groaned, his imagination completely void of coherent thought as you drove your dick deep into him, nudging at the sensitive spots within him that made his eyes roll back. Itto couldn’t think, drool dribbling slightly from his mouth as he twitches beneath you, delirious giggles and hiccups escaping his lips while you fuck deeper into him, the loud sound of skin slapping against skin filling the living room, and the filthy popping sound as you pulled your strap all the way out, and then ram back in, earning you a rather loud and extremely gratifying whimper from your lover. Itto mumbles some more things, incoherent and drunken about how close he was, but you couldn’t make out his words much. You were much too fucked out to process his babbling, and the warm knot growing in the pit of your stomach was very distracting. 

And then you were cumming hard, the sensation like finally getting a stubborn knot out of shoelaces; gratifying and utterly delightful as you reach your climax, effectively painting Itto’s walls white, just as he’d told you to do earlier. Itto moans loud as his own release follows quickly after, his stiff cock spurting ropes of thick white cum onto the couch cushions below him, and a bit onto his stomach. You pull out with a soft pant, the pop of the sound so obscene…Itto, of course, in typical Itto fashion, was still hard as a rock. You both take a moment to collect yourselves, before shifting, leaving Itto sitting on the couch with his head thrown back, thighs twitching, and your mouth hot and heavy around his dick….. ⚰︎——⚰︎

Ayato 

He’s a switch because I said so

--- A = Aftercare: Very adamant about this, the man knows how to relax for someone who’s busy all the time (Lowkey he’s kinda lazy when he’s able to be), and he’ll brew you tea and insist you eat something substantial instead of cup-noodles, and he’ll (try) to cook you something, but the two of you usually end up ordering out B = Body part: His favorite body part of his are his arms, he likes how graceful he is, and his arms tie into that, he loves the fact he can also use his arms to drag you into his office and give him a distraction from work. On you, his favorite body part is your thighs; whether they’re well-endowed, slim, or somewhere in between he is GOING to rest his head on them and complain about how bored he is with work while kissing your thighs every few minutes

C = Cum: Thick, pretty sticky, and a pretty decent amount. Ayato grew up privileged as he’s aware, and he gets a pretty good amount of exercise and eats quite well so it makes sense. Likes to cum on your face or chest, but he’ll stuff you without hesitation if you permit it (After this I done fuckin forgot what the damn letters are bro I’m stupid as hell, making stuff up by now) D = Drive: He’s got a pretty average sex drive, maybe 2-3 times a week (Idk if that’s average who knows) is sufficient for him, but he’s capable of going more if you’re in the mood a little more often E = Experience: He’s had a couple flings, but he doesn’t really pay for sex much for the sake of his reputation in case something gets out (Feel like sex work would be EXTRA taboo in Inazuma) F = Favorite position: Likes to sit on the bed with his back against the headboard and rest his hands on your hips with his legs spread so you can ride him and he can help out G = Goofy: He doesn’t joke much during sex, but if it’s maybe really late at night he gets a bit loopy (I like to think he keeps a rigid sleep schedule) and might crack a few jokes between moans H = Hair: He’s well groomed in most all of his actions, so he keeps his pubic hair to a minimum because he feels like it’d be itchy against you when you two have sex and he also just prefers how it feels in general

I = Intimacy (Bro I don’t fucking know help me its so late rn): Ayato doesn’t have sex he makes LoVe. He likes to take his time and unravel you (or let you unravel him) carefully instead of just trying to reach the sole goal of orgasm, he likes to ensure the bond between you two is strengthened J = Jack-off: Ayato doesn’t jack-off that often, but if he’s bored and needy and you aren’t around he’ll lazily stroke himself until he cuts and probably end up taking a nap if he’s got time

K = Kinks 👅: Slight bondage cuz why not, if he’s feeling horny after finishing up an outing something he’ll use his tie to lightly bind your wrists and loosely blindfold you with his headband, all of which loose enough for you to take off if you got tired of it

Gorou

IM GONNA SAY SWITCH BUT BOTTOM LEANING?? I FEELL LIKE HE MIGHT GET TIRED OF BEING IN A LEADING POSITION ALL THE TIME CAUSE OF LEADING THE TROOPS ALL DAY GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO RELAX but also stop the Twink-bottom stereotypes /hj

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A = Aftercare: Gorou loves himself some aftercare, it makes him happy to do something for you, but usually he’ll be pretty sleepy after sex and you’ll both just end up on the couch after a bath with Gorou so asleep it was like he was in a new plane of existing B = Body part: He doesn’t really have a favorite body part on himself, he just likes how agile his body is in General (See what I did there) On you he likes your lips, and he’ll give you random, long kisses out of nowhere whenever you’re doing something mundane C = Cum: His cum is sticky, but kind of runny because he doesn’t eat often since usually whatever rations are available he INSISTS the soldiers take it, so he doesn’t exactly always eat right

D = Drive: I REFUSE TO SUBMIT TO THE HORNY DOG TWINK STEREOTYPES so I’m deciding that he’s got a kind of low sex drive unless he’s in heat (Its SO LATE rn and this got me wheezing for no reason) but he’s always willing if you are

E = Experience: Imma say some diabolical shii and just say he and a couple soldiers get bored if their ain’t much to do and usually DO each other (Bro I gotta stop with the jokes its so late)

F = Favorite position: Doggy style.

G = Goofy: Gorou is pretty thoughtful, so if YOU don’t mind the jokes he’ll crack a few if it’s maybe early morning sex, otherwise it’s not a common occurrence

H = Hair: He takes pretty good care of his tail and ears pretty thoroughly so I doubt he’d neglect his privates, he shaves when he can but mostly doesn’t bother since the hair is kind of wispy, and it matches the brown of his hair

I = Intimacy: IF (Im sorry I need to stop) he’s in rut, then he’ll probably be a little more hurried and rough, but mostly he likes to keep a pretty unhurried pace (mostly cause he doesn’t wanna cum too fast but don’t ask he WILL deny it)

J = Jack-off: I mean…bro is banging some of the soldiers I’m sure he enjoys himself on them long lonely nights when he’s on an expedition and can’t see you

K = Kinks 👅: I feel like he’d kinda have a thing for a bit of a power imbalance? IDK THE WORDS ITS LATE IM DELIRIOUS AS HELL, but like, because he’s always getting teased by Miko for how cute he is he likes to take on a little bit more of a dominant role (I genuinely can’t describe this shit)

Heizou

I refuse to feed the bottom Twink allegations HES A TOP (ok maybe switch)

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A = Aftercare: Heizou is kinda a tease in bed so he makes sure to be a little nicer after sex, and he’ll go out and grab some food from your favorite restaurant, and then give you a thorough massage while the two of you watch a movie

B = Body part: Heizou's favorite body part of his is his mouth, he’s got a silver tongue and a teasing personality, plus he’s a yapper he likes being able to use his words to tease you all day and give you kisses On you his favorite body part is your neck (CAI BOT TYPE SHII bro im so high right now im watching Danny Gonzalez and writing ts) because he likes to tickle the back of your neck like a little weirdo and be all smug about it when you give him a “Heizou what the actual fuck” look 

C = Cum: Heizou’s cum is kind of runny and tastes salty, so he likes to cum on your thighs or chest (maybe your face) when you’re having sex because he likes to claim you as his D = Drive: He has a high sex drive cause why not I literally have no explanation for this

F = Favorite position: Heizou likes missionary, cause he likes to look down at you with a smug look in his eyes as he murmurs sweet nothings and leans down and kisses you (sometimes to distract himself from getting so into it he just starts moaning)

G = Goofy: He’s not goofy per se, but he likes to tease you a bunch with foreplay and he’ll chuckle softly if you start glaring at him

H = Hair: Heizou likes to keep himself relatively neat down there, his pubic hair is a darker color than his hair and it’s thick, and kinda wavy

I = Intimacy: For Heizou sex is kind of like a case, he likes to figure out what makes you tick and exploit it until you’re borderline annoyed with him, but you love him beCAUSE he’s a tease so you don’t mind THAT much

J = Jack-off: He’s not a gooner I just don’t see it for some reason (I HATe THAT WORD BUT ITS LATE AND I’M TRIPPING BALLS) K = Kinks 👅: UH. Bro idfk I think maybe he’d like marking you a lot (is this voyeurism..?) he likes to leave hickies where he KNOWS people will see; the back of your hands, beneath your chin, behind your ear sometimes

Itto

WHAT DO WE WANT? BUFF BOTTOMS!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! ITTOSABOTTOMIDONTHAVEANYREASONABLEEXPLAINATION 

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A = Aftercare: Itto likes to leave you sweet notes in bad handwriting all over your home that you find days after you had sex with him and you wonder when the hell he wrote them, and he likes to take long long longgg baths with you, otherwise he’s not great at it I feel but his heart is in the right place

B = Body part: His favorite body part of his is his horns because he’s secure in who he is and likes to represent (he also likes when you grab them when he’s eating you out) On YOU his favorite body part is your boobs, big, small, or in between he LOVES them and whenever you two are hanging out he’ll randomly just reach over and squeeze one of your tits in his hands like it’s the most normal thing ever

C = Cum: Itto’s cum is thick and gloopy, not quite sticky but it lingers, unsurprising since Granny Oni and you are probably one of the few reasons he eats well

D = Drive: HIGHER THAN A KITE bro is horny (I just said this for that pun) at the drop of the hat, rest assured he’s ready as hell if you’re feeling freaky and need some relief knowwhaimsaayn (Im not okay help me) 

F = Favorite position: Either you riding him or prone bone if you have a strap 👅 (I need to stop oh my god) 

G = Goofy: He doesn’t really have to try to be goofy it comes naturally to him and he’ll occasionally slur something dumb or the other while the two of you bang

H = Hair: Itto doesn’t really care much about his pubic hair, so it’s thick, curly, slightly unruly but he DOES trim it when he remembers

I = Intimacy: Depends on the day, sometimes he’ll want to be fucked until he cannot think, other times he likes to dwell in the connection of sex

J = Jack-off: He jacks-off pretty often and has no shame, if he’s hard and you’re not around, no matter if he’s out on the beach or a forest, he’ll just find somewhere to sit and fuck himself until he couldn’t 

K = Kinks 👅: He has a bit of a size kink; he likes just how much he lets you manhandle him whenever you two fuck, despite the fact you’re smaller than him

Kazuha 

Top Kazuha??? Idk I’m trippin rn I still haven't done his story quest </3

--- A = Aftercare: Kazuha is a sweet boi ofc he’s serious about aftercare, he will INSIST you stay in bed while he flits around the house bringing you snacks and whatever you ask for, but if anything you’re probably just gonna ask him to stay in bed with you

B = Body part: Kazuha’s favorite part of his body is his hands, he uses them to write his poems down if it’s one he really likes and to play with your clothes and also to make you fall apart muahahah On you his favorite body part is your eyes, he think’s they’re really pretty and likes to stare into them whenever he’s able

C = Cum: His cum is runny but thick, and he likes to cum on your stomach, but whenever he’s able to he prefers to stuff you

D = Drive: Kazuha has a pretty moderate sex drive, again, maybe 2-3 times a week, probably less ‘cause he’s traveling so often, but hey, if you go with him I mean….what are tents for…?

F = Favorite position: Kazuha’s position is also missionary, because he likes to hold your hand and look into your eyes with that soft smile of his and whisper sweet nothings to you

G = Goofy: I feel like cause he’s friends with Heizou he teases a liiittle bit from his influence, but otherwise he’s pretty romantic

H = Hair: His pubic hair is pretty thin already, so he doesn’t have to trim it much, and it’s a whiteish-pale brown

I = Intimacy: Kazuha takes sex seriously, he wants to make sure you and him feel good, and he likes to whisper rather intimate poems into your ears

J = Jack-off: Kazuha doesn’t jack off much, surprising considering he’s away a lot, you asked him why and he says he thinks it takes away from the experience when he’s making love to you, but if you’re not around and he’s DESPERATE he will

K = Kinks 👅: He likes to playfully bite your neck and shoulders, never enough to hurt, just to leave a little bit of a mark that would probably fade after a few minutes

Thoma

You’ve seen the fan art I KNOW YOU HAVE HE’S A BOTTOM YOU CAN’T TELLL ME OTHERWISE- 

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A = Aftercare: Thoma is a sweetheart so I know like I know he's GOING to take good care of you (even if he's walking around funny) and run you a bath, give you a BUNCH of kisses, and offer anything and everything if you ask for it

B = Body part: Thoma's favorite body part of his is probably his hair, he likes how long it is it makes him feel pretty (BECAUSE HE IS) On you his favorite body part is your hands, he likes when you play with or pull his hair the man is down bad

C = Cum: Kind of a lot, very sticky and pretty thick, I feel like Thoma eats pretty well and he'd have a motto of "I've got to take care of myself to take care of everyone else!" He likes to cum on your thighs or breasts

D = Drive: Thoma is a little freak, Imma say he's got a high drive but keeps it under pretty decent control because he gets pretty busy with errands and work, and doesn't have time to be horny all the time

F = Favorite position: Probably cowgirl, he likes to rest his hands on your hips and squeeze gently while you ride him

G = Goofy: He's got a lighthearted personality, but I feeel like he wouldn't be...there enough? I feel like he'd get fucked out easily and not really be able to joke

H = Hair: Pretty much the same as the hair on his head, blond, thick, and well kept

I = Intimacy: Depends how he's feeling, if he's feeling a bit more desperate he's a little bit less worried about the romantic aspects of sex. Otherwise he'll pant soft words of encouragement and praise

J = Jack-off: I FEEL LIKE because he has a higher sex drive then maybe he'd jack off a bit?? Not often, again, errands and work, but regularly enough, maybe once or twice every two weeks? (IS THAT NORMAL idk i dont feel like looking this up)

K = Kinks 👅: Thoma is a FREAK he likes to let you blindfold him and he'll pull you closer to him and moan LOUDLY into your ear, his breath ragged and soft

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