Cowjs

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

I’m contractually obligated to reblog this.

its the no notes ghoast

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

Oh thank god

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

date of origin: unknown

That was supposed to be a private message.

Kerchow

Last thing I see before i get run over is the car giving me “then perish” eyes

My bus stares me straight in the eyes as it passes by and decides not to stop for me

“I believe there is a traitor in conjunction with us”

He is now calling it “intercourse.” Sir if you don’t just say “fuck” I stg.

I’m sorry the story was about what?

This woman he consensually entered was apparently married but separated, and when he encountered her husband at a bar the guy started threatening him for sleeping with his wife and the first guy ended up dragging him out of a bar. This guy was probably six foot, covered in tats, with a huge red beard so like…. Idk who tried to mess with him in the first place but I’m confident he won this fight.

The guy…with tats… And a huge beard… couldn’t/wouldn’t say Fuck?!

Maybe that should have been part of the original post — in fact, he actually did say fuck, as in “I fucking decked him in the face,” just not to refer to sex.

That makes this even funnier

you know what, I respect that. He may not have done it elegantly, but he was trying to communicate why the other dude was pissed at him without getting vulgar about the woman in question. The focus of his story wasn’t supposed to be lurid details of whatever sex acts this woman participated in with him, it was on him fucking decking her estranged husband.

This is an interesting take and solely because I liked this random man’s vibes I will accept it.

A little upset this post is circulating without this final addition

What letter you think it starts with? This reveals your type of soul. N = Confident soul M = Old soul... C = Fearful soul. H = Wizard's soul D = Soul with swag P = Italian soul R = Mysterious soul!