if i was a white woman who lived in a big single family house that i owned id love to get really paranoid and drop wine glasses at the slightest noise, and pick up a kitchen knife all shaky while my home security i pay $125 a month for goes off because my shit ass kid forget to enter the passcode for the THIRD time this month TANNER!!!! youre making mommys nerves shot to hell! And then i drink my third glass of white wine

id also love to make tanner sweep up the broken glass and then when he misses huge chunks under the toekick id step on them and have a huge screaming meltdown and then my husband shows up and touches my foot but not with the tenderness that made me fall in love with him i feel his callouses and its not charming its horrible god its horrible and i silently sob for the rest of the night

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

i feel pity for people who will never know what it’s like to have a sister