do you fuck with my unwritten story

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog

love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy

mwah is a very important word