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Bill: Let's go eat in the car.

Colin: No, there's a bench right over there.

Bill: But it's raining cats and dogs.

Colin: Perfect.

Bill: How so?

Colin: (grins) Because I'll get to watch your hair go curly.

Bill: Do you ever show up on time?

Colin: Do you ever do anything else with your time?

Maggie: You guys fight like an old married couple.

Nikki: They actually are married.

Bill: Shocking but true.

Gina: And you forgot to say old.

Bill: (pulls out a ring) Will you marry me?

Colin: I can't.

Bill: Why not?

Colin: Because this is a job for the man in the relationship. (points at himself)

Bill: (shakes his head as he laughs) You're a clown.

Colin: (walks into the station)

Bill: Your tie's crooked. Again.

Colin: If it bothers you that much, fix it.

Bill: (sighs as he walks over)

Colin: (tries not to laugh)

Bill: Are you doing this on purpose?

Colin: Doing what?

Bill: Making your tie crooked so I have to fix it?

Colin: (grins) Maybe.

Robber: Smile, sunshine.

Bill: Please. (starts crying)

Colin: Don't shoot him, shoot me.

Robber: Alrighty. (shoots him instead)

Bill: No! I'm so sorry. (holds him tightly in his arms)