Charlie Bone Heritage Posts

a series of asks that knocked me to the ground.

For tropes, gotta go slowburn. Fire jokes aside, they aren't enemies and there's no reason for them to fake date.

I was tempted to fill in "kiss kiss kiss" and "banter" for the bingo but that would imply Manfred could banter.

The idea of Manfred yearning for a mysterious and powerful older man is. I mean I see it but not until you suggested it. Manfred has so many issues that you might as well add daddy issues. This could be done very well ngl, though I did laugh at first. Like wow. What a concept.

Honestly, if Manfred did something about his blotchy skin and wispy facial hair then I could see this being,,, well it's never going to be a proper romantic relationship but Harken was willing to seduce Amy for her looks (and to help the Bloors iirc) so I can see him pursuing Manfred for his looks. Like if you shave Manfred's mustache and do some skincare then he becomes a tall bony pale man with long dark hair, yanno?

But yeah, even if they got together it wouldn't be a very happy relationship. Manfred would still act like a brat and throw tantrums and Harken is NOT someone who engages in healthy communication or therapyspeak. So they're better off as Manfred having a one sided yearning for Harken because if Harken ever felt interest back it would ultimately end terribly for Manfred. tbh.

also

hear me out

But look if Dag finds out about that crush on Harken Manfred is getting exterminated skjfntnt

Dagbert getting upset over ManWald because if nothing else the idea of someone he admires dating his dad is abhorrent, but there's also the fear that Manfred might try to help Grimwald during the curse fight. He might even worry he'll have to drown Manfred before then, just to help his own odds of survival.

Then Grimwald goes for Harold and Dagbert. well I won't call him happy but I'll call him relieved. He'd be happy about ACTUALLY being brothers with Manfred, getting the cool (to him) older sibling.

Then said cool brother goes off and enters toxic yaoi with some painting man from a billion years ago. And Manfred can try to explain that he chooses his men based on power and self growth opportunities but Dagbert's still perplexed.

bringing up new questions: where is Lilith in this? did Harken kill her or did she just up and leave or is she just turning a blind eye to Harken's affairs or are they open relationship or is she about to kill Manfred-

also god yeah. imagine Manfred says that too every time Dagbert tries to complain. Harken and Manfred strategically making out on the couch and Dagbert tells them to get a room and Manfred's like "shut up at least it's not your dad"

and goddddd Edgar would be insufferable. Manfred's a downgrade from Lilith and he is NOT shy about making it known. Also. Now that Edgar's in the picture. Remember that Hear Me Out post and when you recommended Egbert-

What a wonderful picture we're painting <3 strategically making out on the couch. Help

HOW DO YOU REMEMBER ALL OF THIS STUFF WHEN I DON'T first Grold and now Dagbar? I cannot belive it. anyways yeah this just so also happens to be the best way to make that work but I'm not entirely sure if that makes it better or worse. Dagbert stays a couple week and then he stops complaining because his mouth is too busy and Manfred is suddenly aware of how his own relationship must've made Dag feel. beautiful

Matilda... well, the good news is, in this AU Charlie and Billy will have it about 50% more difficult to escape Badlock. not 100% because the new arrivals are distracted at times

oh those names are beautiful <3 Grold is the only name I will ever use now.

lmfaooo we can finally have Egbert/Dagbar <3 we just needed some Grold and some ManHar

werstdrytf Manfred finally understands the feeling but instead of using the feeling for positive change, he throws a fit and things escalate because Manfred and Dagbert are both spiteful assholes <3

trueeee, Charlie and Billy are also very disgusted by the Manfarken. The opportunities to leave isn't worth the mental trauma of having to see that.

Yess Manfred and Dagbert both just being more insufferable is wonderful. makes you wonder if an overthrowing ever will happen or if they'll just beef & work together (which i lovee)

@mossnrocksnbogwater can we form a coalition and make a double name

He was able to kill Lord Grimwald because curse had a time limit and expired. The Grimwalds aren’t aware of this, so they keep killing each other because they don’t know that they don’t have to. (See “The Annals of the North” on Ao3)

He was able to kill Lord Grimwald because the curse is conditional. The father and son are capable of dying in other ways, but if they aren’t dead yet, it will come to pass.

He was able to kill Lord Grimwald because he’s so powerful, the laws of nature couldn’t stop him.

Here's some (100% joke) theories:

Lysander is secretly a Grimwald

Dagbert and Lysander get married later on and future son-in-laws are valid for the curse

The original curse had "or Lysander" as part of it but it was dropped bc nobody knew what it meant

It was all one of Olivia's illusions and it was actually Dagbert "disguised" as Lysander to trick Grimwald. They forgot to tell Charlie and that's why it wasn't mentioned

Grimwald faked his death and escaped, but slipped on a banana peel Dagbert threw on the ground earlier and died

Grimwald faked his death and escaped, but then Dagbert showed up via Time Twister and stabbed him off screen

Whoever cursed the bloodline didn't really curse it, they just said they did and everyone believed them

The curse was invented by a Grimwald who wanted an excuse to murder his bratty firstborn son, it was never real

The curse was mistranslated at some point

Lord Grimwald would later be revived by a necromancer so the first death doesn't count

Lord Grimwald was actually the product of his mother's affair and was never a Grimwald by blood and the curse never applied to him or Dagbert

Mermaid years are longer than human years so Dagbert was younger than Lord Grimwald thought, relatively speaking, if you stop believing in "years" or "time"

Henry Yewbeam dump. Realized i never posted any of these, most are months old.