These are Questions I can't answer for you, girl.

upkyle

Wait… what’s “upkyle”?

This is my only taste of Tumblr fame, and it’s as the Fool in my friend’s joke.

yes, but even the jester is a member of the king’s court

please serve her she is very hungry she walked an hour just to get here she has 8 children

they’re just confirming that she wants 4

Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

the feminine urge to eat a bagel & be a cunt

I would love to see Din reclaim the darksaber, and take it to the armorer to figure out what it is, and she’s just like “dude where in the actual FUCK did you get this”.

ADHD is not being able to sleep because you hear the damn electricity buzzing and your brain becomes obsessed with how annoying the sound is but you can’t do anything about it because electricity is ✨everywhere✨and noone believes you when you tell them about it because their brains can actually filter it out

i need meds for my adhd but my adhd is preventing me from seeing a doctor and thus getting meds for my adhd so i can go see a doctor