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            “I’m so s o r r y. I should have b r o u g h t someone with me then I w o u l d n ’ t have been so d e a d inside while watching it. I p r o m i s e I’ll bring you to my next s h i t t y movie visit.”

              “Oh n o, looks were n o t deceiving with t h i s movie.” Josiah w r i n k l e s his nose as he m a k e s a face. “It was r e a l l y awful. I w i s h it was one of those movies at where so b a d that they’re g o o d but nope! I’m sad that I g a v e it my money. If it gets a s q u e a l I’ll feel like it’s my fault.” He chuckles l o w l y as he shakes his head.

           “Why on earth I w i l l i n g went to see the emoji movie I’ll n e v e r know.”

               “I mean I think Chris Pine is an a m a z i n g actor and he did a good job as Kirk but he’s n o William Shatner.” He frowns a little bit when he sees Harper’s disappointment. “The o n l y thing I can say that I didn’t like about any of the Star Wars movies is Jar Jar. E v e r y o n e could have gone with how his mess. Are you as s t o k e d as I am for the new one?”

             He m a k e s a slight face as Jar Jar is brought up. But d e c i d e s to not bring up how he was probably the worst character in the movies. The other didn’t really know any better and it saved them both some trouble. “Yeah, he’s o k a y...but my f a v o r i t e has always been Han Solo. You know the one p l a y e d by Harrison Ford?” He p r a y e d that the other at least knew who that was.

          “Josiah Declan Marks.” He’s quick to s q u e a k out when she asks for his name. He felt more than n e r v o u s. “If you need my social or whatever I can give that to you as well.” He was so n e r v o u s that his stomach was starting to h u r t a bit. The s o o n e r this was over the better.

              “I can order m y s e l f food but honestly that’s probably the o n l y thing I can do. But like not over the phone. I hate c a l l i n g anyone for anything.””

           The B r i t nods slightly at the others words. “I’ll give you c r e d i t that you knew it was a reference.” He gives the other a smile. “They new one is g r e a t but it’ll never be b e t t e r than the first trilogy.”

                 Josiah f r e e z e s when he hears the female officers voice. “I’m not doing a n y t h i  n g.” He manages to squeak out as he slowly turns to face her,. “I l o c k e d my keys in the car...I s w e a r.”

Josiah smiles brightly at Oliver's words. It made him feel n i c e that the other had some kind respect for him. He h o n e s t ly didn't get that a lot. He drink from his beer and listens closely as he talks. Which was p r o b a b l y a bad idea because it wasn’t long before he started laughing. It took everything within his power to keep beer from c o m i n g out of his nose. “That’s like come b e s t  i a l i t y shit.” He shakes his head, giggling at this point. “But you must be a g r e a t actor to have people b e l i e v e that shit.”

             “I’m an i n - b e t w e e n adult. I have a stable job but I p a n i c when it comes to make phone calls s o m e t i m e s. Mainly when I have to call the doctors or whatever. I’d prefer to do the whole ‘die instead of see a doctor’ t h i n g. I’ve made it this far.” He wrinkles his nose, smiling a little as he shrugged.