UM.

I’m every one in this

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

They missed. 😔

But it's Thursday???

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil