SCP-035

Hello, SCP-035. I see you have managed to get access to the internet.

Oh woowwww!! It's the ones in chaargee~ have I been good, oh great, mysterious O5s?

...Sure. How did you get access to the internet? Who gave you a phone. And a wifi password, for that matter.

Why would I tell you that, hm? The way I do things is only for me to know.

....Was it SCP-079. I swear to the thirtyeight hells we've got to put that one in a different facility...

As I said. That is only for me to know~

Hello, SCP-035. I see you have managed to get access to the internet.

Oh woowwww!! It's the ones in chaargee~ have I been good, oh great, mysterious O5s?

...Sure. How did you get access to the internet? Who gave you a phone. And a wifi password, for that matter.

Why would I tell you that, hm? The way I do things is only for me to know.

Hello, SCP-035. I see you have managed to get access to the internet.

Oh woowwww!! It's the ones in chaargee~ have I been good, oh great, mysterious O5s?