"we actually said this"

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Hongjoong: Me and Seonghwa are going out for a while..

Jisung, during his driving lesson: so what happens if i press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Taeyong after finding out he would be the leader of nct: woohoo! This is the best day of my life!

Renjun: uh ohhhh, someone has a fear of abandonment but acts like a tsundere all the tiiiiime~

narrator: sugar,,,, spice,,,,,, and everything nice,,,, these were the ingredients chosen to make the perfect little boy.... but Professor Utoniom accidentally added another ingredient to the concotion... Chemical X.

Jeno: It's not fair! I'm just as strong and tough and mean as Renjun and Jaemin, but they don't believe me!

Jongho: hyung, you obviously look ill, you should get some rest

Jaemin: WAIT are we,,,, friends now?

[during the great kpop war]

Shotaro, after stubbing his toe: fuck!

Johnny: Hyuck, what did we say about being the bigger person?

Renjun: whenever I don't feel like a short king and I feel insecure I ask Jaemin and Jeno to lift me up so I can be above the rest.

Xiaojun: why does that guy setting a house that looks like our house on fire look like Hendery?

Renjun: love makes people do stupid things

Moonbin: I think MJ hyung might have forgotten my name..