The Natural Protective Acidity of the Vagina

Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.

The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

this isn’t joe biden’s win. this is the victory of black organizers who ran grassroots campaigns on the ground. this is the victory of the young people who used social media to get out the vote. this is the victory of the women, POC, hispanic americans, muslim americans, LGBTQ+ americans, and angry americans who have been fighting for breath for centuries. the fight isn’t over, but it’s ours to win.

is this a whole foods review

i fucking love this so muchn 

wish i didn’t have neighbors so I could lay outside on the grass with my titties out like god intended