Jack Morrison, Strike Commander

I don’t even like coffee but yes.

Always reblog Hope Corgi.

One of DC’s shining moments

@necromancersrecycle

Oh my God I love it

YOU 👏 CAN 👏 BE 👏 A 👏 FARMER 👏 AND 👏 STILL 👏 ASTRAL 👏 PROJECT

those are bold words for someone in stabbing range

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception 

They have a reddit thread called Dad Reflexes and the precursor, Bro Reflexes

You know he had to do it to em

What????

if you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck

Describe yourself on anon and I'll say if I'd date you.

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