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He looks like a beatnik 1960s art teacher at a small midwestern all-women’s liberal arts college, and I am all in for it. (I can imagine the scenario in a ye olde teen movie on TCM: “Have you had Professor Gyllenhaal for Art Intro?’ asks Mary-Lou. “He’s the dreamiest!”)

though i carried karats for everyone to see.

“Last I checked, we’re all a bunch of thieves, digging around where we shouldn’t.”

Atelier Rue Verte

•needing to be revived by a teammate but they all run right past you •joining a match and getting shot down before you can even take a step •not getting the ‘everybody be nate’ memo and being the only sam in the group •your controller losing connection or dying in the middle of a match •when you join a terrible team and everyone leaves and you’re the only player left •when the other team is one whole party and are completely in sync while your team is completely dysfunctional •hearing the unmistakeable heaving breathing of a hunter behind you and knowing it is your last moments among the living •that one tenzin in your party who ends up being number one every time •mumbling something along the line of ‘fuck’ or ‘shit’ when you’re promoted captain in bounty hunter •that one person that taunts every time they kill someone •throwing a mystical and it misses everybody •summoning a sidekick and the other team takes them out in .5 seconds

Everyone obsessed with this treasure… gets what they deserve.

Face it, genius. You’ve been played.