David: of course, baby, because i know you would never tear into anyone without a good reason to tear into them. that's just not how you are. but yeah, it'll turn me on, there's no doubt about that. just seeing you all worked up would get me hard, not going to lie. listen, i told you not to tease me about using slang! i love that i get to dick you down daily; honestly, it's my favorite part of my day. oh really? well, i do love that it reminds you of all the things i do to you, because i love doing those things to you. and i love being part of your cardio workout, of course. oh wait, hardly feel your legs afterward? well, i'm smug about that. i'm glad that you never doubted where my attention would be, because you know you have all of it. i am very much yours and will forever be yours, okay? and yeah, i'm always going to love being yours too, baby, it makes me so happy. David: is that so? well, good, because i love undoing you. and i'm very sure, i wouldn't go into this if i wasn't sure, you know? especially when it comes to us. i'm in this for a long time, and that's why i know us moving in together is the right step. i'll never ask you to dial anything down, i love you how you are, always. and i love you. well, i'm glad i didn't have any plans over the weekend because all that sex we had was amazing, and i'm so glad our sex drives are the same. we hardly got out of bed, which i am thankful for. and you're sweet for calling me the most perfect dad, i am thankful you feel that way. and the fact that she is comfortable with you makes me feel complete, you know? like we're doing something right here. that i've made the right choice in who i want to be with and who i love. and yeah, i told them about la and they're a little sad about me leaving philly, but they understand. and baby, they knew i loved you before i even told you i loved you. so yeah, they know we're dating.

Rachel: Oh, don’t worry, if I ever do tear into someone, you’ll feel the shift in the atmosphere before I even open my mouth. I was practically saintly. And please, I love that you’re very good at being mine, that’s the only qualification that matters here. Her little fishing expedition was a bold move in the wrong audience. I wasn’t about to give her a Yelp review of my boyfriend. She got polite nods and mysterious silence. Which, frankly, is far more unsettling. And now that I know you’ll be focused on the house and not the realtor, I can fully relax. Proud of you, baby. Rachel: Mm. I love that you’re not hesitating, not questioning it, not trying to soften the edges. You’re just… here. It makes me feel bold in the best way. Like I don’t have to dial myself down or explain the intensity, I can just be exactly who I am with you, and you meet me there without flinching. I mean, come back to my place and we can make good use of that high sex drive 😉 you know I can't get enough when it comes to you. I already love her so much. I was so nervous at first about not fucking up but I think I'm on a right path.

David: is that so? is it bad of me that i kind of want to be there to witness you tear into someone? mostly because i think it would be really really hot? i'll always be good at being yours, there's no doubt about that, because i love being yours. and i just don't get asking those kind of things, i guess, because i don't know anyone that would answer those kinds of questions. like you were going to tell her i dick you down on the daily and it's always so good. don't laugh at me saying dick you down by the way, i feel wrong using it. baby, why would you ever think i would be focused on the realtor any way? i love you, and i have no desire to look at anyone else or see anyone else. David: you know me, when i feel something i'm all in, and i'm all in when it comes to us. this feels right, so i'm going to grab onto it and do what feels right, and i love that you're along on this ride with me, that you agree that it feels right. i love that you feel bold, that's how i feel too. and you never have to dial yourself down for me, i love who you are, and you just be who you are, no matter what with me at all times. don't have to ask me twice, i'm all for us putting that high sex drive to good use. 😏 because i can't get enough when it comes to you either, and we've got all night. i'm glad you love her, you realize that, right? how happy that makes me feel? hearing that you love my daughter just makes me love you more. you're very much on the right path, and my daughter loves you too, by the way. we've got this, and our family is going to be so amazing.

Rachel: if you avoid eye contact and start talking to random corners of the house, she’s going to think we’re the problem. Just do what you do best, be charming, be mine, and focus on the house instead of the realtor. It was a sneaky little “he seems very… impressive” situation, with a little smirk followed by a pause that absolutely invited commentary. I gave her nothing. Cool smile, zero details. She's lucky I was in a good mood. Rachel: But just so we’re clear… you do realize that if we do this, there are no take backs, right? You’re officially signing up for me, all of me. The glorious weirdness, the chaos, the overthinking, the random bursts of affection, the dramatic commentary about absolutely nothing, the very high sex drive. No returns, no exchanges. I'm happy she's finding a place too. Blossom will have the weirdest but most loving blended family.

David: i can be charming, and i can be yours, you already know that. i'm very good at being yours, so that's not even in question. and yeah, i can focus on the house instead of the realtor as well. oh, one of those kinds of questions then. i never understand why people ask things like that. or imply things like that in a question, you know? like you were going to go into detail? crazy. she is lucky you were in a good mood, you would have tore into her otherwise. proud of you, baby. David: yes, i know that if we do this, there are no take-backs, and i'm fully okay with that. i'm on board with this completely. i wouldn't be doing this if i didn't want all of you, you know that right? i love every single part of you, and we both know the high sex drive is a very, very appreciated bonus, in fact, i love the high sex drive. big fan of it. i don't want to return any of what we have, don't want to exchange it. just want you, want this life that we have, okay? blossom truly is going to have the weirdest but most loving blended family and i'm here for it. and you already know i love how much blossom already loves you, so the fact that we've got this little family going already makes me so happy.

Rachel: Okay, update, my team confirmed the realtor signed the NDA, so we’re officially cleared to meet with her either this week or next. I already met her and, unfortunately for both of us, she’s stupidly attractive. So look at the walls, the floors, the ceilings, literally anything but her 😑. She also tried to be slick and asked me a question about you, which I shut down heroically. Rachel: Also… still not over the fact that we’re actually doing this. Like, moving in together. Wild. Terrifying. Very hot. I’m smiling like an idiot about it. / @corenswetsdavid

David: best update ever! oh no, i was really hoping she was unattractive so i could have a conversation with her and not have to stare at the walls, floors and ceilings. but don't worry, baby, i'll never make eye contact with her. she starts talking to me, i'll put my back to her and respond. now i'm curious what question she asked about me? was it a personal question? was it how amazing i am? David: i guess i'm not really over the fact that we're doing this either, but it feels right, doesn't it? i know that i love you, and i know that you're it for me, so moving in together seems like the right step. it is scary though, i'll give you that. but i'm smiling like an idiot about it too, and once we find a place, julia is going to look for her own place too. so we'll all be in la, and it's going to be perfect.