Spanglyboots the Space Elf

Petnames

Saw this meme/post sometime ago. Twice in a single hour. Had to draw it as them. u_u

Also massive thanks to my best bud Squeemu for going totally insane about making this sound like Zev. Zev to Ulric specifically. <3

Original under cut

Epiphany

:3

Human: We just train new people how to do it?

Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*

Human: Are you alright?

Elf: I just realized that we didn’t have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.

Human: My cousin made it.

Elf: Impossible! Those metalworking techniques were lost a hundred years ago!

Human: What do you mean lost? My great-grandmother learned to make these swords from an elven smith, then taught it to her kids.

Elf: That's ridiculous. No elf would give such secrets to a human.

Human: They didn't. Meemaw delivered the metal to the forge, and no one kicked her out when she stayed and watched. She always said they barely acknowledged her even when doing business with her, like she wasn't worth noticing.

Elf: Come to think of it, my great-uncle always was rather single-minded when he started working.

Human: So he wasn't ignoring her, he just forgot she was there?

Did you guys know that the heart can be unrolled? It’s really just a muscly tube once you fold it open. (Seriously it’s true and it’s gnarly as hell)