Cooper (Allegedly)

hate when u agree with the sentiment of a post but not the condescending tone . Why dont we do a cool prank that's called being kind for no reason and speaking respectfully Even on the internet

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever heard

Gonna be fr grown adult queers should know better than to engage in crazy fear mongering telling other people it’s over and we’re all gonna be sent to camps and lose our rights and be criminalized and whatever like hey how about don’t tell a group of people with unbelievably high suicide rates that there’s no hope and life is over

asked a random dude at the gas station yesterday how he would describe the taste of whoppers (the candy), in front of which we both stood. we agreed on “dusty,” then each of us bought things that weren’t whoppers and will likely never see each other again

this is so minuscule but i’ve been talking to people like this every day since i got on the proper antidepressants a few years ago. quality of social life and love for the world has swelled exponentially

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

no it wouldnt

victorian children microdose on being harmed by machinery in the factories so they basically built up an immunity to most machines

mercutio

me when someone on my ghost tour is getting off the trolley and asks me what the cat skull attached to my cane is named