Kalediscope

You’re not joking? This feels like a prank.

No, I'm serious. I wasn't going to walk all the way here.

I hear you talking but my brain ain’t processing it.

Come on, I'll show you. 

Good because I ain’t letting you. You brought a… wait, what?

I rode one of the dinosaurs through the woods to get back here.

Not go around and kill people. Other people in here want to do that, but not me. I want no part in this war.

Didn't they capture you from whatever district the Capitol attacked? They think you're a soldier.

I ain’t planning on it. All I plan on doing is marrying you and having a family. I don’t want to be away from you ever again.

We'll get to all of those things soon, I don't plan on going anywhere. By the way, I brought a dinosaur.

I promise you’ll never have to miss me again. I ain’t letting us be separated ever again.

You better keep that promise.

I’m glad you’re back.

I missed you too, more than I ever wanted to. 

Nope, you ain’t going anywhere. I just told you that I wasn’t letting you out of my sight.

I guess I can deal with that. 

Now you’re just making me feel grateful that I boxed your stuff and moved it out of our room.

You ungrateful bastard. I ride a dinosaur back to you and you don't want me? I'm going back.

I sense sarcasm.

What? Sarcasm from me? No way.

I’m the dominant type. I can’t help it.

It's a good thing I like it.

Pretty much and I ain’t giving you a choice in the matter.

You never do. You always need to be the one in charge apparently.

I’ll come with.

So I came back to lose all of my personal space? I guess I can live with that.

You better not. I ain’t letting you go anywhere.

Not even to the bathroom?

He shook his head quickly. No. I’m better now you’re here. 

I'm not going anywhere again.

If that’s what you call fun, then I need to run a session of simulated street combat for you.

I don't need to be in combat, I have a dinosaur. 

Then answer this; if they let you out, what would you do?