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Currently canvasing to see who would be interested in a Playhouse being opened in the area? While Lemon Grove does have it’s on unique artsy vibe I would love to bring theatre into the community open for all ages.

Sounds like a fantastic idea to me. More opportunities to perform is always the right way to go.

Well you’re my favorite for a reason.

I mean, I do, just not… here.

Damn, who’s gonna tell B?

The whole point of what?

The point I was trying to make. That kids can’t see the big picture.

I guess that’s a pretty good point. Hadn’t considered that if I’m being honest.

See? Reading between the lines is important.

To sugarcoat shit, obviously.

Best buddy? I don’t remember giving you that title…

Gross. We’re not babysitters.

Oh its definitely not for kids, which is why I try not to watch it around him. I try my best to keep his viewing to kids shows only. And to be honest even some of those shows are iffy.

 I get that and I am glad that you are. You should not have to complain. I am good, tired but good.

Kids shows are awful. I’m not even saying that to sound like I’m above them or whatever the hell people try to sell when they hate on kids shows. They are just genuinely terrible. I truly don’t know how you cope.

Yes, I know. You wouldn’t be you if you didn’t.

Good thing I’m not inviting you to my trailer anytime soon.

You get me.

Yeah he is, I wonder if when I think he is asleep he really isn’t. Either way if he is picking up the good and not the bad I am okay with that. So how are you Coop?

Now that’s a scandal. Sneaking extra episodes when he should be sleeping? I know how that goes. I’ve only seen bits and pieces of that show but yeah, iffy for a 5 year old, maybe. What do I know, though?

I meant that I don’t want this big deal made that I’m visiting, that’s all.

Trust me, you or B will never know where they all or the contents inside.

Fair enough. Can’t relate, though. I do love a good uproar when I arrive somewhere.

…I don’t think I’d be very good at any accents, but if you’d like some company, I’d be happy to try and give you some.

And to what do I owe the pleasure of being accompanied by the great Marley Rose?

Sometimes you can read too far between the lines and then you become the annoying hipster that no one likes. I get the struggle though, teenagers are work.

Sorry to hear that, but hopefully the drinks and the accents were better.

97% of the people in Hollywood are annoying lonely hipsters. They should get used to being perceived that way if they want to go anywhere.

Oh, totally.  I mean Bundy was like a 4 at best.  

Taking a leap right over that line, I see.

Oh man, I could never work with kids. Bless you, honestly. Teenagers are the actual worst. I don’t think I could do any accents, but I talk like a typical Miami bitch when I get pissed off. Wanna see?

Takes a special kind of person to deal with teenagers, and I’m still not entirely sure if that kind of person is me. But it takes an even more special kind of person to master acting and that’s where I come in. Depends, do I have to piss you off first?

Back. Obviously shit was easier back in the day.

I have to say I’d give up the promotion just because of how shameful that is. But in all honesty it would definitely depend on how hot said boss is.