Ashley

- todd hate hate HATES drawing on himself, so otis has never had anything and for most of his life has just been hoping with all his heart he’s got someone out there. one day he writes “hello?” on his wrist and gets “STOP IT” right on top of it. he keeps drawing little squiggles, and eventually todd gets a temporary tattoo of the word “no” and gets it on his wrist. otis laughs at this all day. after they figure it out, todd will sometimes write DUCK!!! really big on his palm just to make otis mad. otis draws a lot of plants/flowers on his inner wrist for todd, usually signing them with “hey soulmate, thinking of you”. todd acts mad and embarrassed, but he loves it.

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there you go it’s on the house we got too many of em anyway

They only come in pairs, it’s best for everyone!

A little close up on the adorable Patton-back ride. (Thats a good pun, right?)

YOU MADE EVERYTHING 300% BETTER

(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)

Oh my me. Well, it looks like I'm going to have to talk to him. He's pretty logical most of the time, isn't he?

She grabs a crossbow and loads it, filling it with a couple darts.

*poof*

She stretches and signals towards her basement door, putting the barrel of her gun to the ground and leaning on it to be on eyelevel with both Doc and Ash (?)

hi uhh if I may ask why am I here

She purrs, handing Doc 15 darts with the top screwed off.

there should be enough

She closes the darts up, and loads one into her crossbow

She summons a portal to a kitchen and signals there, as She opens a second one to her timebubble

She puts a large bottle of whiskey down next to Doc. It's seems finely aged.

damn that’s gonna help

Hey boss we have a problem somebody accidentally gave normie a gun and he also stole your bag of holding and last time a person saw him he was going ham on a tree so do you think you can get his ass to calm down or else 2 people have to use my sedatives to make him sleep for a bit

me: technically I’m not doing crap just here to summon people just in case

Normie: "Damn it, why is this gun so hard to load! And why does it have to be so hard to aim?!" He exclaimed, while fidgeting with the simple hand gun in his hands.

hey dude you good? Cause your killing a tree that things pretty much dead

"Hey America!" He barks, the smile on his face similar to the insane smile America usually wears. "Oh yeah, I'm GREAT! I can finally protect myself properly, with one of these little gun things you guys have. It's great!"

doc whispered: he doesn’t realise he never turned off his radio

"I wouldn't say this is 'struggling', is it, America? And yes, I can do that, but I need to rest so much because of this. So I thought, why not this?" A witchhunter squad jumps out the bushes surrounding Normie and America. Without thinking, Normie shoots three of them without even looking. He laughs and reaches into America's bag, looking for another weapon. His smile grows wider, more insane. "Oh, a challenge! How fun!"

the witch hunters fell back and teleported away

As he walks, America's radio crackles with Doc's concerned voice. However, it goes unnoticed, and the radio is abandoned.

oh if you think that hurts: america hissed out slightly not enough to be noticeable but still slightly

Normie turns to them, tilting his head. "Will you?" He asks, as he pulls out a belt fed machine gun. He creates a magic shield under it and uses it as a platform. He shoots down the bandits with a simple sigh.

"Never!" America spits out, out of pride. "And if you think that would hurt, you better hope my troops never get their hands on you!"

Then, Normie continues running, towards the far-off fortress he knows the witch hunters are hiding America in. He feels a slight annoyance to his lower arm, but he ignores it.

America wizard taunted back hah if you want answers you asked the wrong person I got a fucking demon to call an exorcist to get out of me so try it assholes

"Bingo."

The witch hunters stilled Your the one who traumatised Jeff

Normie grabs one of America's guns, makes sure it's loaded, and decides to use America's strategy- go in blind and murder everything that moves with guns, while looting everything that doesn't. Right now isn't the best time for looting, however, and he'll do that once he has his friend- his Dove - back.

what’s all that screaming? America thought weakly as he was still disoriented from that spell

Normie raises the gun, releases it's empty, shrugs, and fireballs them. Then, he goes into the dungeon.

please don’t hurt me further was americas only thought

"Hey." He says, as he sits down in front of America. "Can you hear me? Can you look at me? America, buddy?"

"Yes. It's me, Jason. You alright, buddy? You're looking a bit scared here. And don't worry, it's just me. I- I came to find you!" Tholdrin keeps his voice quiet, open, easy to read. He hopes to provide some form of comfort for Jason, who clearly needs the open and kind Tholdrin. No hiding emotions or anything of the sort.

what happened to the witch hunters that were torturing me?

I just wanna stay here- America tiredly sighs before basically passing out in tholdrin arms

and falls back asleep

His sleepy mind once again thinks mine this person is mine

yawn what happened?

my parents said I got this from one of my ancestors or something I think they said my dad was part cat hybrid but the hybrid blood got diluted because it’s been a few generations so I just got purring and cat mannerisms where did the cat hybrid come from no one in my family knows anymore we use to but over time we forgot

it seems a bit burnt just first degree but burnt nonetheless you should definitely just rest for a while

Marsoc walks over, happy to see his boss and friend again. However, as he notices how tired they are, he decides to go patrol instead.

America nodded and a hour later he was checked and had a lot of injuries but they weren’t that bad just needed some stitches and bandaids. He then went to where normie was resting and laid down next to him and fell back asleep. The sandman brought him nightmares but they weren’t that bad he did cuddle in to normie a bit and wanted to become a little spoon

Marsoc laughs and walks over, picking up his boss.

Let me go let me go let me go you absolute fucking assholes I would rather die and greet the fucking god of death than deal with your fucking torture and be over fucking stimulated again let me go

America slightly shuddered saying the last part he also passed out because he accidentally ripped his stitches

Marsoc doesn't respond, just quickly walks to the tent and puts America down. He calls Doc over, and once Doc and Normie are beside America, Marsoc runs off to go work out or at least let off some steam.

America whined a little over lost contact and went closer to normies scent

Doc: ok well should’ve expected he was tortured but still and dang it ok well I’m gonna fix his stitches and make sure he doesn’t rip them again later

where did the cat hybrid come from my family doesn’t know any more the first 2 generations did but over time and because they both died we forgot

loud enough for doc and normie to hear

Normie starts petting America around the ears, being very careful, but this does mean he pets over a lot less area.

Marsoc almost runs out, face having turned red. Normie is still not massaging America's neck and the petting on the head has stilled as well.

He rubs the back of America's neck with a bit more pressure, to the point where if he didn't have to much control over what he was doing he might hurt America on accident. At the same time, he tries scratching in some different spots on America's head to find a pleasure point.

Marsoc was argueing outside the tent, not wanting to go back in "in case they were doing anything weird." It was quite funny, actually, based on what he reads. He just really didn't want to see his boss and Normie like that, because he'd never be able to forget.

Doc:yo normie I brought that blanket marsoc doesn’t want to come in because he is a dumbass

Oh fuck. Marsoc was just standing there, staring at the ground Doc had just walked on. Fuck. He couldn't be caught simping staring like this, so he started walking around camp.

Doc heavily recommended

(Ooc sorry for forgetting about this D:)

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