I Just Drank 14 Gallons Of Shampo

Lee: Mel + Ken Ler: angel mother

DW: tickling and gd so a little vulgar language:P

SPOILERS!!!

au where Mel did wait for Ken :P

While Ken was having his…conversation with temperance in the laboratory Mel stood at in front staircase to heaven she goes to walk up but then she remembered their pinky promise…she thought for a second before “eugh…” she stepped back and awaited for Ken to return from his “pitstop”

Ken walks up next to Mel with a sigh he smiles bitterly at Mel he plants his foot on the first case “come on let’s go…” Ken said walking up slowly Mel rolls her eyes and follows behind

Sooner or later they make it to the gates then “this way children…” a soft elderly womens voice said the breeze pulling them slightly closer Ken looks around confused “the hell…?”

Ken stands his ground prepared for whatever is about to happen they walk through the smoky gateway a podium with an egg in the middle of a small circler base before

BAM

Angel mother slams down holding the egg Mel was after “child…blessed by black blood…” angel mother crept closer Ken softly put Mel behind him unaware of what’s about to happen

“Ahh shit…” Mel mumbles looking at the drawing she had of “the frail old mother” angel mother snatched the picture away before grabbing Mel by the arm her sharp nail digging into her arm drawing her black blood Mel letting out a pained yelp Ken watching in shock

“oh…how you’ve grown….” Angel mother said softly“HEY” Ken shouts going to rip out his knife before angel mother slams him into the wall keeping him up their Ken lets out a pained grunt watching

Angel mother takes off Mel’s helmet looking at her with her big eye “you can not hide what you are from me…” she said still keeping Ken up their Ken begins to struggle

“You can hear it… don’t you” angel mother goes to peck Mel but she doges it and snatching the egg away from her “the call of the prophecy ECHOS LOUDER EACH DAY” angel mother slammed Mel to the ground causing her to grunt

Now back to Ken he struggles “LET ME GO YOU CRAZY BITCH” Ken shouted angel mother turns her attention to Ken looking at him with her big white glowing eyes “very well child…so be it” she dove her other claw towards him before squeezing his side causing him to start chuckling

“the fuhuhuck are you doing!?” Angel mother started to scritch his tum with her claws causing him to start snorting to “you can not hide this from me child…” she said continuing to do her thing Mel pulls a switchblade and goes to strike but she stops her with her foot

“Don’t you see child the truth of your true identity!?” Angel mother wasted no time and started nipping in Mel’s side after picking her up causing Mel to squeal “AHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHIT” she practically screamed kicking and squirming to no avail “you can not hide your laughter child”

She slammed both onto the floor with her feet before getting boths stomach with the claws of doom they both start becoming hysterical “EHEHEHEHEHEHE STAHAHAHAHAP WHAT KIND OF TOHOHOHOTURE IHIHISS THIS!?” “HAHAHAHA HAHAHA YOU CRAHAHAHAZY FUHUHUHUCKER HAHAHAH”

“very well child…” and like that she through Ken off he plummeted luckily breadhead was their and grabbed him before he hit the floor Ken sighed a breath of relief but still paranoid for Mel

“HAHAHAHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHOHO” Mel screamed back up their as angel mother squeezed Mel’s stomach “ehehehepp!!” she squealed out before pulling out her blade and stabbing it into angel mothers hand giving her time to jump off the heavens allowing breadhead to also catch Mel

“Woah…” breadhead said softly before mud pulled up in the truck running over a rotling in the process

“IN NOW!!” Mud shouted

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Ler: Breadhead Lee: Ken

TW: tickling and gd so a little vulgar language :P

(Prequel to my other fic lightin up :P)

Mel was grounded because she’s irresponsible (according to Ken) breadhead was playing the piano for the customers perusal mud was sitting at the counter smoking then Ken walked over

Mud immediately walked away but breadhead continued “hey breadhead…” Ken said before yawning he was tired after all he didn’t get much sleep breadhead waved before going right back to his piano

Breadhead soon noticed his father’s sleepy demeanor so he signaled for Ken to come over Ken sighed before walking over and sitting next to him “waddya want breadhead?”

“You okay Ken?” Breadhead said in his deep rumbling voice “im fine I just didn’t the greatest rest..” breadhead looks down like a kicked puppy said thinking for a moment “do you…have anything you like?” Breadhead questioned Ken waited a moment before shrugging, breadhead got in idea!

He scooped Ken up bridle style Ken confused and shocked “breadhead! The hell-“ before he can finish breadhead shushed before starting to spider his large fingers up his legs to his sides he yelps yearning a few giggles from him “b-breahehdhead-!”

Breadheads eyes dilated growing hus big stoopid smirk he gave Ken a big bear hug from behind before tickling his sides “BREHEHEHEDHEHEHAD FUHUCK” “ohohohoh such a ticklish Kennie~”

Breadhead was giggling along with Ken he then started squeezing Ken’s sides making Ken squeal “AHAHAHAHAHA BREADHEHEHEAD GET OHOHOHOHOFFFF IT TICKLES-“ “i know silly that’s the point!”

“BREHEHEHEHEHEADHEAD YOU PIEACE OF-HAHAHAHA” Ken has tears prickling because how hard he’s laughing he’s shrieking failing his hand in front of breadheads face only antagonizing him more

“Here it comes-!” Breadhead blows a big wet raspberry “ACK-“ Ken shrieks trying to push breadheads head off with no use being absolutely hysterical breadhead lifted his head up continuing to attack his sides “hehe Kitchy Kitchy koo-“

Breadhead finally let Ken go Ken starts huffing “goddamnit breadhead…” he grumbled catching his breath

Breadhead hugs Ken his face nuzzling his chest purring Ken sighs not trying to push away “whatever…”

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Switch: breadhead + mel

TW: tickling and gd so a little vulgar language :P

Ken showed back up to the butcher shop the place was closed Ken walked in and sighed it was a tiring day out he placed the stuff at the counter he walked over to mud who was smoking at the counter hot boxing the place with the smoke

“Hey mud have you seen Mel and breadhead???” Ken asked questionably the 2 were no where to be seen when he showed up “last time I saw the 2 they were in the walk in freezer” mud responded Ken sighed grumbling something walking behind the counter mud going right back to smoking

Ken walked over to the door the doors windows were covered he tried to open it, it was locked “the hell…?” Ken muttered knocking listening in on the inside he heard breadheads ear bleeding loud laughing “OHOHOHOHO MELLL STHAHAHAPP ITT!!!” Ken raised an eyebrow “THE DAMN IS GOING ON IN THERE!?” No response

Ken got a little more upset he slammed on the door “HELLO????” He almost yelled still no response “goddamnit…” he muttered he started punching repeatedly yet still no response Ken’s brain switched it its other side he roared his eyes glowing in rage he busted down the door…

His rage soon faded when he saw what was happening…Mel was sitting on top of breadhead tickling his sides breadhead being hysterical “breadhead, dude I’m hardly touching you~” she teased her fingers scribbling on his tummy and squeezing his side breadhead being a giggly mess not squirming not wanting to hurt Mel

they didn’t hear the door being kicked down because how loud breadhead was being ken slowly backed away shocked at what he witnessed Mel continuing her scribbling until breadhead grabbed ahold of her and started squeezing and scribbling his fingers on her causing Mel to squeal “EEK-AHAHAHA SHIHIHT SHIT AHAHAHAHA DUDE STAHAHAHAP!!”

“Hehe~ Kitchy Kitchy koo” breadhead teased continuing to dwarf his poor sister “HEHEHEHE BREADDY STHAHAHAHAP THIHS ISNT FHUHUHNNY” Mel begged her small frame squirming in his giant form breadhead plops her onto his body

Mel squealed punching his big frame with her puny punches“DUDE DHUHUHUDE STAHAHAP YOU WIHIHIN!!” Mel screeched breadhead smiled clearly enjoying this “hehe weak little Mel~” breadhead teased not looking like he has any plan of quitting

Breadhead starts undoing her bandages around her stomach “breadhead dude sthahap” she begged breadhead fully takes off her rappings and his finger starts poking and prodding she screeches kicking with all her might trying to push his head away “HEHEHEHE BREADHEHEHEAD BREADHEAD STAHAHAHAP IT STAHAHAP IT PLEASE PLHEHASE!!!!!”

She finally popped free a big smirk spread across her face “my turn~” she teased her face plunging into his gut her face slightly sinking in his large weight she starts blowing a muffled “PPPBBBBBBBBBTHHH” rings out breadhead shrieks “MEHEHEHELL OH MEHEHEHELLLL STHAHAHAHAP SHIHIHITT!!” Breadhead wails while Mel digs her fingers down and up his sides she pops her head out smirking “did little breadhead learn his lesson~” she teased breadhead nodded “good~”

She gets off of him breadhead gets off and they walk out “hey Ken~” Ken was standing still right outside the hallway “looks like you saw a ghost man?~” “I-I’m fine…”

“Okay~”

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Ler: Mel Lee: ken

a short tickle fic :0

TW: tickling and gd so a little vulgar language :P

“Dad~?” Mels voice rang out from the doorway across Ken while he was talking with mud at the counter Ken sighed “Whatdda want kid?” “Oh nothing I just thought I’d have some fun with my papa~”

“…now?” “Mhm~” he sighed“make it quick” Mel walks in front of him “Ive noticed you’ve been so down lately old man” she said booping his “nose” Ken sighed “I’m fine I’ve just had a lot on my mind lately…” she thinks for a moment before smirking “ohh well breadhead told me something~” Ken raises his eyebrow confused what she means “what?”

Mel softly pokes his side he jumps a smirk spreads across her face “ohh he was right~…” “w-what?” She topples herself onto Ken, he realized this insane gal was seriously about to tickle him

“M-Mel what the hell are you doing!?” “Aww your ticklish huh??” She starts scratching her gloved hands against his sides Ken starts giggling “stop it you b-brhahat!” “You gotta lighten up sometime old man~” she starts scribbling against his sides Ken started to laugh

“gohoddamnit Mel quit hihiht!” Mud watching this weirded tf out “…the shit…?” “Now time for the stabbing~” she blew right onto his stomach Ken wailed “MEHEHEHEHELLL WHAT THE FUHUHUHUCK!?” “Awww such a sweet little poomba~”

Mel starts scribbling on his tummy and squeezing his side his laughter wheezing “YOU BRAHAHAHAHATTT GODDAHAHAHAMNIT” “you deserve it old man” she finally lets him up Ken gets up and grabs her by the shoulder “WHAT WAS THAT YOU LITTLE SHIT???” Despite her predicament Mel just smirked

“Aww cmon old man it was just in good fun~” Ken’s face twisted in rage his eyes glowing and yelling squeezing her side causing Mel to squeal

“I finally know how to shut you up….”

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Ler: Mel Lee: jack

Summary: Mel has a more effective way to deal with Jack

TW: tickling and gd so a little vulgar language:]

au where Mel didn’t get out of the car :P

Squish!

Smash!

The bug let out a yelp as it got ran over twice the sound of the wheels churning the motor bonking and booming the shine of the bird on the hood of the car the smiling dead chuckling grinning as they chased the rat…jack, Ken the one driving while mud sat in the passenger seat breadhead and Mel sitting the back jack looked out his window screaming in fear swerving to get away

Ken laughing doing a spin in the car knocking a car off the road from the side of the road before slamming into two trucks beside eachother Ken groaned angrily slamming his head against the steering wheel

“BREADHEAD”

Ken shouted

“Papa needs a favor”

Ken said breadhead nodding his head grinning

“Move left in”

“3”

“2”

“..1!!!”

Breadhead pressed his big frame against the cars side squishing Mel against the window tilting the car sideways allowing them to go between them before the 2 trucks crashed and exploded behind them all laughing maniacally jack looking at this happen in his rear view mirror letting out scared whimpers

Mud laughed as he climbed into the roof from the sun roof holding a rifle spitting up a bullet into his head before loading it into the gun looking directly over into the scope before pulling the trigger missing jack and hitting the rear view mirror jack screamed, mud covered his eyes giggling before pulling the trigger once more this time it going directly through jacks head purple blood coming out of the wound

“Scum”

Mud said the cars behind them toppling and exploding

“Dirty blood pulpy purple scum HAHAHAHA-“

“Wait”

“Why are we huntin jack?”

Ken looking at him before looking away huddling his face

“I like jack”

“If we get paid”

Breadhead started

“Who cares why we do it”

He said picking his non existent nose pulling out a long string of snot chuckling

“I’ll give you five scarab to turn mud inside out”

Mel said spinning a coin

“I’ll give em ten”

Ken said

“I’d kill you degenerates for free!”

Mud said before they all started cackling meanwhile jack his head spinning

“Hey dad! Check this out”

Mel said to Ken before jumping out the window to the roof of the car Ken groaned before looking back at breadhead

“Breadhead sense you were just a bun in the oven you’ve been nothing but but good”

He said before looking back at the road his face twisting in rage

“But your sister…”

Ken stuck his head out his window

“Get back in here you little BRAT”

Mel looked at him barking

Ken made a strange noise back

“oh alright…”

Mel said poutingly before getting back in the car Ken’s face twisting in rage before yelling in rage

“Worse comes to worst she loses a leg just sew on a new one when we get-“

Ken groans punching mud in the face his head coming off and flying out the window

“Shut it!”

Breadhead catches muds head before it flies away

Ken continued to knock people off the road before screeching to the side meanwhile jack screeches his pupils shrinking before swiftly swerving in the road in haste before one of those bugs landed on his hood he yelped pulling out a gun from his throat trying to shoot it but failing and had lost track of the road by the time he looked back he slammed right into the side of the road

It was the end of the chase jacks arm hanging out bleeding he groans pulling his arm inward the smiling dead pull next to the disheveled rat Mel Ken bread head and mud all get out the car grinning chuckling their eyes glowing breadhead grabs the door and rips it off and throws it away before jack had 2 guns pulling them out and quickly unloading into the 4 shrieking

He runs out of ammo wailing scooting away slowly the 4 standing still multiple bullet holes in them before their eyes started glowing again before chuckling like they didn’t just get mag dumped on

“Jack!”

Ken yelled grinning

“Oh it kills me to do this to one of my own..”

“So I won’t…”

“Mel…will do it for me”

Mel walked over to poor jack grinning

“Don’t worry papa I got a effective way to deal with this ratty~”

She said before running her fingers down his tummy jack trying to stifle a giggle

“Hehey what the fuhuck are you dohoing!!”

He said before Mel started spidering her fingers up and down his sides

“Aww come on Jacky don’t pretend you don’t remember the night”

“Shuhut uhuhuhup”

That was jacks only warning before he was mercilessly tickled

“So does this tickle?”

She said before switching to his armpits

“Does this? Does this? Does this?”

She said constantly switching places

“STHOHOHOP ASKING THAHAHAHAHT!!!”

“Aww cmon little ratty boy cheer up~”

“YOHOU LITTLE SHIHIHIHT”

Mel started digging her thumbs into his palms causing jack to squeal

“MEHEHEHELLL CMON MHAHAHAHANN”

“Aww cmon your breaking my heart here jack~”

Ken and mud watching this go down like she’s insane

“The hell…?”

“Aww the rat is so skittish but if you pet him just the right way it’ll melt~”



“Now time for the stabbing~”

Mel suddenly throws her head into jacks stomach blowing a big wet raspberry

“PPBBBBBTTTTFH”

“AUUGGHACKK”

Jack screeched trying to push Mel’s head off laughing manically

“MEHEHEHELL CMON NHAHAHAHAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE”

Mel continued before looking up

“Kitchy Kitchy koo~”

“MEHEHEHEHELLLLL IM SORRY IM SOHAHAHARRRY PLEASE STAHAHAHAHAP I WONT TELL ANYONE!!!!!”

“Promise~”

“PROMISE!!!”

“Oh okay~”

She gets off of him jack huffing and puffing mud walks over lightning a cigarette and putting it in jacks mouth

Ken sighed

“Tickle him…”

Breadhead and mud get ontop of him tickling his armpits and soles Jack going hysterical again Mel watching giggling

“such a loser~”

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🩷Nori💜

Lee

-isn’t that ticklish

-a snorter though :3

-her worst spots are her tummy and neck

-when uzi was younger she would sneak up on nori just to tickle her

-Uzi rarely does it currently too >:3

-thrashes and squirms a lot

-she accidentally kicked uzi once (she apologized profusely)

-Khan does it a lot she hates it lol

-let’s N tickle her sometimes (he’s a mamas boy after all :P)

-her main lers are Uzi Khan and N

Ler

-very ruff with her tickles

-when uzi was a child she would play the role of the tickle monster but that’s more of a khan job :P

-doesn’t tease (unless it’s khan) but will coo and use baby talk

-you want tickles she’ll provide but she’ll pretend she hates it

-“ugh your such a freak…”

-shell spider up her Lee and slowly use her claws

-back in here day she would tickle khan it’s such a joy to listen to~

-she would use raspberries a lot ^^