not thirsty

yeah yeah fine *kisses him*

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…now im definitely gonna blow it on onion rings, but thanks dad i really appreciate it

thanks dad…ill make sure to put it to good use, by which i mean probably do something stupid like blow it all on onion rings on the first use cause of a dare or somethin- wait did you get me thiscard for chili’s just because they have onion rings..

you like taking pictures a lot, and whether its for like sentiment or black mail, i still can’t tell, but they’re all on your phone and something could happen to it. so i got you a photo album/scrapbook kinda thing to put all of them in

merry christmas, i um. i got you a present

merry christmas (i love you

neither do i. im assuming it might involve magic or something i dont know. maybe we could try some stuff like in every christmas special where singing together somehow saves the day by lifting everyones spirits and bringing christmas cheer or some bs

cant hurt to try it.

THEN HELP ME FIGURE OUT HOW, PLEASE. CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW

yeah uh. i dont know how to change him back please help

at least one miracle has happened, cause santa’s still kind of an abomination