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just took a massive dump at the public library, taking it as a good omen

if ur ever bored or even a little lonely go to the online poodle community and say you like/dislike the *insert random ass string of words* cut, my god those ppl r passionate abt dog hairstyles. i rlly admire their passion. if you have some sort of degradation kink tell them you prefer doodles over poodles, i could not tell you what the hell the difference is, it seems like only one letter right? wrong. apparently totally different dogs. from what ive gathered doodles are fundamentally neurologically fucked up freaks of nature that should never have been bred, which like ouch okay hits a little too close to home. anyways my dog has short hair and according to a dna test is mostly pit bull but has a great grandparent who is a pug, so i could only dream of having the knowledge of poodle people.

not right now delusions of grandeur, i’m busy wallowing in self hatred.

walked into the gender neutral bathroom at the public library. one of the stalls just had a bunch of foam on the floor? like the stuff ppl make fur-suits out of. maybe someone who’s non-binary could tell me what that’s about, but i don’t fuck with mysterious foam i took my ass straight to the ladies room.

being gay is so hard because why am i still not over a guy named clyde.

i am Allah’s silliest soldier and when i die they will keep me as a jester

material girl this, material girl that-what about abstract boys huh? exactly.