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having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character

“I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal

im going to cry

oh my god stop cyberbullying Jeb Bush you’re making me pity him

Hades was the original “WHAT ARE THOSE?” guy.

If you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less “bedroom”.

Angelina Jolie talks Internet - 1994