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God bless your face, Mr Fitch.

Oh gosh, thank you. I have earned the face stamp of approval and it's a great feeling. Your face is pretty fucking great too.

I can understand the brunettes part, they tend to be absolutely precious. Why so much hatred for souless gingers?

Bad experiences dude, too much drama too. But brunettes can be both adorable and innocent or be sexy and seductive which are both just instantly sexy.

Oh mate, redheads. I like that shit, blondes? not so much

Ooh, no, redheads are at the bottom of my list. It's blondes and brunettes, preferably at the same time.

The nerds probably are that prepared.

Also, the hotel's probably got a couple dozen in their gift shop.

Google Translate is not accurate though. I’m sure someone has an extra.

Have you met these kids? None of them are that prepared.

 Neither, i don’t want flowers on my grave. I would appreciate some cigarettes and vodka though

We'll bury you with a shot of vodka and a burning cigarette, along with a baggie in your pocket.

Plus, German girls are really hot. They travel in packs of blondes.

Sounds kind of like you’re a celebrity when you phrase it like that. I’m Molly, nice to meet you.

I am pretty legendary, if I do say so myself. Nice to meet you too gorgeous.

Have we met?

Nope, but here's our chance. I'm Cook. I have a real name but no one calls me that.

Oh shut up, you are going to be the one crying at my funeral at the end of the week so.

Red roses or pink? Or would you rather tulips?

This place isn’t half bad as i thought it was. The beer is fucking awesome.

Three cheers for beer!