Convex Archive

Cub: Definitely didn't mistake you guys for armor stands. Yes, okay. I leave now [Cub flies away]

Scar, in a sad tone: You could come back!

Cleo, also in a sad tone: You could stay!

Scar: [reading chat] Fifteenth? No way! Really?! Dude, if we would have lasted like a second longer, I-, and there's a lot of people died after me, umm, we could've probably been like tenth.

Scar: Oh, I'll take fifteenth anyday! That might be the best place we've ever had in an MCC! Oh, Cub's gonna be so proud! Cub was like "I'm gonna be watching that parkour, Scar," all that practice, I hope Cub's proud! I wanna know, Cub, we need to know if Cub's proud! I hope, I hope he sees that and is like [imitating Cub] "yeah Scar!"

Ren: Cub has softened due to his old age, like when was the last time Cub acted like a rascal?

Scar: He blew up Jev's base with me the other day!

Ren & Cleo together: Wait what?

Cub: This is true. This is actually true, yeah.

Scar: Actually, I- [laughs]

Cub: Well- well, okay, okay, in our defense, we left a creeper in there and we just didn't do anything to save it, like Jev just walked in and it exploded.

[silence]

Ren: Now that is rascal energy.

Cub: Uhhh it looks good! I like the flowers.

Scar: [after Cub dodges the spleef] That was wildly impressive Cub! You knew that was coming too!

Cub: [laughs]

Scar: That was some reflexes, chat! Oh my gosh! [mimicking Cub’s jump] [unintelligible] whoom!

Cub: Whenever- whenever Scar does the slooooow turn, you know.

Scar: You know the spleef is coming?

Cub: Gonna be honest Scar, that was almost as bad as a mayonnaise based cake I had earlier.

Scar: Now Cub, you started telling me about that when we started today. I have an aversion to mayonnaise, it’s a life long ailment. Uhm, the thought of you having mayonnaise as the milk source in the cake actually repulsed me so bad I sneezed. Instantly.

Cub: You know, I was willing to give it a shot, but turns out that substituting eggs and oil — substituting mayonnaise for that… not a good choice, not a good choice. I got a couple of bites in and I was just like: “This is terrible!” And I pitched the whole thing man, pitched the whole thing.

Scar: Wow.

Cub: What happened there?

Scar: Oh, after mcc’s I always kill myself.

Cub: Okay [chuckles]

Scar: Why? I wanna get my head of course, for my skin.

Cub [at the same time]: Since you got two I’m taking one. I’m taking one.

Scar: I wanna- I wanna memorialize my head.

Cub: Yeayeayea! Oh, ragdoll cat? You don’t need that one, I’ll take that one.

Scar: Hey! You- [splutters] You leave that ragdoll alone, I have a plan for that cat head!

Cub: Okay okay, if you have a plan for it you’ll keep it, you’ll keep it.

Scar: I like tournament rules, that- that's fun, I like that.

Cub: Yeah yeah, [unintelligible].

Scar: Otherwise, like, you just get rolled by people who have, like, y'know, enourmous decks and stuff.

Cub: Yeah, I got-

Scar: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID [cough]

Scar: False will attack via Queen of Hearts fo 50 damage against the handsome GoodTimesWithScar!

[Cub laughs]

Cub: Takes damage but he looks good when taking it, there we go.