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Bouquet 25, Rose Lowder, 2002.

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lesbianshepard

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

lesbianshepard

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

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HGHHHHHHHHH FLUFF BABYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

#cute

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createdd

I will never understand why this Christmas song goes so hard.

constantlycomic

OKAY MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP

BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS NOT CAROL OF THE BELLS

IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE/SARAJEVO 12/24 AND IT IS SO MUCH FUCKING MORE THAN CAROL OF THE BELLS.

so during the bosnian war (which was this nasty-ass conflict in bosnia and herzgovina) there was this badass cello-playing motherfucker named vedran smailovic. He was from Sarajevo, was upset about all the shit and nastiness that came about through this war (this was full-on brother-killing-brother shit!) that he went around to bombed-out, blown up buildings and funderals––where he was at risk of FUCKING SNIPER FIRE––and playing the cello. This guy was so set on providing one tiny spot of beauty in a seriously nasty war he was risking being fucking SHOT OR BLOWN UP.

AND THIS IS THE GUY WHO INSPIRED THIS SONG.

He’s why there’s the calm cello part at the beginning before everything gets all violent-sounding. It’s THEMATIC.

THAT’S WHY THIS CHRISTMAS SONG GOES SO FUCKING HARD.

ifyouknowmeirlgoaway

WHY ISN’T MORE CHRISTMAS MUSIC LIKE THIS?????

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vedran_Smailovi%C4%87

There’s the wikipedia article about him and yes…true story…

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It’s also important to understand that Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24 was not originally a Trans Siberian Orchestra song. It was originally recorded by Savatage, a metal band, for their concept album “Dead Winter Dead,” and when some Savatage members formed TSO, they adopted that song as a TSO song because yeah it’s fucking amazing.

breelandwalker

Friendly reminder that this exists.

Friendly reminder that Vedran’s performances also included a pile of rubble that used to be a fountain IN THE CENTER OF A TOWN SQUARE WITH NO COVER.

When asked years later why he’d down something so apparently suicidal, he shrugged and replied that it was his way of proving that “the spirit of humanity was still alive in that place, despite all evidence to the contrary.”

May we all be as brave and stalwart in protesting violence and injustice as Vedran “The Most Bad-Ass Cellist Ever” Smailović.

Also, despite what some articles may say, Vedran was not an old man when this happened. He’s only in his early 60s today, which would have made him no older than 37 when he was playing in the ruins of Sarajevo. Never let anyone tell you it’s only old men who can make a difference.

starryandthetarot

Death vs The Tower

Death: Change is a part of life, it can be good it can be bad but it is essential and you can’t resist it I am a reminder of this

Tower: BUCKLE UP MOTHERFUCKERS SHIT IS GOING DOWN AND YOU’RE COMING WITH ME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

#witch humor #tarot jokes

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do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

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You do that every morning???

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EVERY MORNING.

youblowuponesun

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

jolivet-deactivated20190306

no son

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Wait, other countries don’t do this.

sleepybiflinge

*whispers* Not even Russia

bemusedlybespectacled

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

foxanddanapetrie

RE FUCKING TWEET

nerdylittleshit

As a German watching American nationalism makes me really really uncomfortable.

conversations-with-tarot

As an American watching American nationalism makes me really uncomfortable. All the little things we do, especially having to do with the Flag™ are really fucked up.

showerthoughts-lol

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

cillart

Gotta make sure they work

shinosarna

channel your inner crab

shut-up-jab

Can we just all agree that Eileithyia has the actual cutest energy of any goddess ever? I mean I know she's the goddess of childbirth which isn't cute but like ohmygodshesadorable

#greek mythology #dodekatheism

Me, smiling at the moon: hi sweetheart, how are the kids?

The moon: oh lovely, thank you

Me, laughing joyfully down the sidewalk for seemingly no particular reason to any onlookers: I'm so happy to hear it

#i love the moon #wholesome #wholesone witch #wholesome witch

khemstarot

When you’re doing a tarot reading for someone and it ends up being mostly negative

#tarot humor #not mine

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cholebabyy

😂😂

#not mine #witch meme #witch humor #witch jokes #pagan humor #pagan meme #pagan joke #tarot jokes

dark-hedges

“have you tried cleansing and giving an offering?” is the witch version of “have you tried turning it off and on again?”

#funny #not mine

Me, a witch on Valentine's: wHERE is my fucking roSE WATER

#witch humor #witch joke #pagan humor #pagan joke #wiccan humor #wiccan meme #pagan meme #witchcraft joke #witchblr #valentine's day

With how fast our technology is advancing, it makes me wonder what the children of iGens (my children) will think about where we are now. Will they use old iPhone 7s as coasters ‘cause they’re retro? Will they whine when I make them watch a movie that was made before VR? Will they gasp when I tell them that I actually learned how to drive?

My father (GenX) has told me about his father (Baby Boomer) told him about how he remembered getting electricity. My father talking to my children about how he remembers getting the internet will be equally as non-comprehendible to my children as what my grandfather told my father. My stories of pre-self driving cars and VR will freak out my children as my mother's stories of pre-cell phones and Google freak me out.

My children may never see a CD/DVD. They may never hold an iPhone. Hell, they might never even read a book. Overwatch, Spotify, Beyonce, Avengers, Taylor Swift, YouTube, even Tumblr- all completely outdated.

The fabric of my current reality is impermanent at best. The disaster of our current politics will be alive only in history books and our hazy memories. We will have new problems, and new history being made. Our children will be thinking new things, rebelling in different ways.

You can choose to look at this two different ways, with defeat or excitement. I choose to look at our collective and my own individual future with the biggest smile on my face. Yes, something horrible could happen, but something absolutely wonderful could happen. We don't know. I don't know. But I am a firm believer in the idea that we attract what we believe to be true.

And God help me, I believe everything's gonna be fine.

#mine #technology #self driving cars #igen #gen z #the future #our future #politics #not witchy

Me, an astrology practicing witch: oh, that's probably just his Aquarius Venus acting up.

Them: what? Is that astrology? That stuff is bullshit.

Me: ...y'know I actually gotta go-

#astrology #astrology joke #astrology humor #pagan joke #pagan humor #astrology meme

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Them: hey, what's all over your face?

Me, completely covered in sigils shoving salt packets into my bag: y'know I actually gotta be somewhere-

#pagan jokes #witch jokes #wiccan jokes #Wiccan humor #witch humor #pagan humor

When you're smelling some nice herbs and then you accidently snort some lavender

#witch problems #witch humor #pagan humor #pagan jokes #witch jokes

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