Superbat

Don’t distract your boyfriend, Clark!!

That's Thomas. Thomas is their grandfather, he's their "gramps/grandpa". He would be their grandfather only if... But Alfred knows that if Thomas had lived, none of the children would be in the house or would even be known to him. His guilt doesn't make sense and he knows it but it doesn't prevent him from feeling the guilt that washes over him every time one of the kids hugs him tight and calls him "grandpa" or brings him a card on Father's Day. Alfred feels like an imposter, as if he's somehow betraying Tommy's - Thomas' - memory because it's Alfred who is here to watch his son grow into an extraordinary man and watch him raise an amazing batch of talented, smart and great kids. It's Alfred who is here, despite all of Alfred's vows to keep Thomas and Martha and Bruce safe. He can't hear the titles that he knows Thomas would have delighted in without remembering his greatest failure.

its hard for Bruce to be human.

Wow guys look at this new variant cover

A totally unbiased opinion!

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I do think they'd be insufferable

It happened once, they were both infected with Ivy's pollen, Bruce was surprised that Gordon came on to him but said fuck it, Gordon regrets it as soon as it happened. They don't speak of it.

Bruce, grabby hands: Deal

The Bats who see Dick as the epitome of vigilantism, as the perfect child, the warm and loving brother. The Titans who see Dick as a leader yes but also the guy who let a goat into the Watchtower, got so high one afternoon that he wouldn't come out from under the table and the same guy who vomited wine coolers all over Batman's shoes at 16.

And he’s like, totally with them knowing. Those girls are his day ones. And now they go out every Friday for margaritas and share gossip.